Take a Weird Break

[toythatkills]

I have been in stitches for the last half an hour, and my chest is really starting to hurt right now. This is just utterly amazing.

https://www.takeaweirdbreak.com

SUPERMARKET PANIC

[toythatkills]

Oh God, every page has more and more amaze



I am hurting!

[Ginger Tosser]

I'll have to carry on looking tomorrow, looks as if I could be there for a while (and need to go to bed now!)

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

Huh?

[toythatkills]

We've all been there.

[monel]

Thanks for this, how the hell did you come across it?

Is it sad that I want to actually read the articles?

[Darwock]

I've been in need of a site like this, something to fill the gap after Engrish.com ceased to be amusing. Awesome.

[EvilBoris]

heh I've read this before

my favourite one was

"Got the time?" shouted ghostly Mr. Muttonchops

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

I'm so tempted to get my mum to make up some bull**** story, just to get it printed and get some dosh.

By the sounds of it, they'll print anything!

[Lyris]

I'm dying!

[Stoppy2000]

Just spent a good twenty minutes on that site. Absolutely brilliant. Its a shame there aren't more of the top tips in there though. I saw a great one in a magazine at work :-

'Not enough time to wash your kids in the morning? Simply wipe there smelly bits with baby wipes!'

Broken Britain.

[toythatkills]

Just spent a good twenty minutes on that site. Absolutely brilliant. Its a shame there aren't more of the top tips in there though.

Try this blog instead

People are hilariously mental

[toythatkills]

I should not have gone looking for that website.

I'm going be in pain from laughing all night again!

[Stoppy2000]

Try this blog instead

People are hilariously mental

Best webiste I have ever seen. The internet will never be bettered.

[toythatkills]

It's true. In 100 years time, if I'm alive, and my great grandkids are asking me what the point of that internet thing was, I'll show them printouts of those two blogs and they'll know.

They'll know.