People of Bordersdown - What do you look like?

[EvilBoris]

Here's me doing my best instagram pose with my new glasses on (which don't have lenses in yet). I still look about 14

I sacrificed too many goats in 2011, I'll be holding back on them this year to have my age catch up a few years

[Fader209]

Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman.......Oh God, he is horrible! Make him go away!

[Colin]

Here's me doing my best instagram pose with my new glasses on (which don't have lenses in yet). I still look about 14

I sacrificed too many goats in 2011, I'll be holding back on them this year to have my age catch up a few years

Clark Duke EvilBoris.



My favourite part of this thread is playing celeb lookalike..........

[Neil]

Here's me doing my best instagram pose with my new glasses on (which don't have lenses in yet). I still look about 14

I sacrificed too many goats in 2011, I'll be holding back on them this year to have my age catch up a few years

[Colin]

Just because your one is facing the right way doesn't make it better you know..........

[EvilBoris]

Clark Duke EvilBoris.



My favourite part of this thread is playing celeb lookalike..........

hehe watched that film the other day and thought the same

[Colin]

hehe watched that film the other day and thought the same

Take that Neil2k, I WIN!

[EvilBoris]

I've got Toby Maguires Mouth though

I keep it in a jar

[kryss]

Neil2k, you must have a taste for bathing in virgin's blood to stay looking that young.

I imagine finding virgins to exanguinate takes up most of your time.

[PaTaito]

My favourite part of this thread is playing celeb lookalike..........

In that case i shall go back to page 6!

I don't really do photos (usually get "smile anxiety" and end up with a warped grimace that often makes me look like I'm in the throes of a particularly stubborn dump!) but here's one taken about 18 months ago in Cornwall, though I'm minus the scraggy ponytail these days:

[JazzFunk]

^F*ckin' 'ell! I never thought that'un'd be dredged up!!!
Anyway, Quaid is a compliment, fine sir, I usually get compared to an inflamed testicle!

PS: Boris, I had you down as an hirsute, red-haired gingery Scotsman figure, probably about 15/16 stone with really strong forearms!!!!!

[ETC]

Here's me doing my best instagram pose with my new glasses on (which don't have lenses in yet). I still look about 14

I sacrificed too many goats in 2011, I'll be holding back on them this year to have my age catch up a few years

Well it can't be you there is no evil horns??

[PaTaito]

^F*ckin' 'ell! I never thought that'un'd be dredged up!!!
Anyway, Quaid is a compliment, fine sir, I usually get compared to an inflamed testicle!

In the immortal words of Roy Walker "Say what you see".

[Fader209]

I think Jazz looks alright in that pic. Might be best to lose the cape though as it gives that "look at me" impression. Probably why he has a stalker tbh.

[JazzFunk]

^I think it's more the codpiece, it's pretty misleading...