People of Bordersdown - What do you look like?

[Kit]

You look trustworthy, noel.

[Guts]

Not as beardy as the beardmeister Importaku. In the kitchen yesterday, back to healthy cooking after a week of eating any old crap I could get my grubby hands on.

[EvilBoris]

Grabbed this one from the GTA thread, it was the first moment I noticed the similarity

[Colin]

No idea what games these characters are from, but aye, I get the resemblance. Certainly more accurate than who I've been compared to in the past here.

[Guts]

It's Max Payne (from Max Payne 3) and main character Trevor (Grand Theft Auto 5).

[QualityChimp]

That Max Payne 3 comparison is brilliant!

I can imagine Colin using a Max-style monologue whilst he's cooking:
"So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a cook. Some rent-a-clown with a whisk who puts toads in the hole. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what you want about Scots but we understand capitalism. You buy yourself a product and you get what you pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to marinade this poor bastard like some dime store angel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was helping the poor and the other was banging my sister..."

[wakka]

LOL QC

[Kit]

hahaha brilliant.

[teddymeow]

I just laughed (rather loudly) in public at that monologue.

Exceptional.

[VR46]

Yes you're wasted here QC.

[QualityChimp]

Thanks gang!

[buster_broon]

Colin maybe merrick from ghosts

[Colin]

I'm just a generic games character.

[nakamura]

My god. You are western game design personified.

[EvilBoris]

And if you were in a japanese game, you would be the boss on Level 2.