What is the secret of happiness?

[prinnysquad]

Bustin' chops.

[toythatkills]

Cocaine. Tits. Cash.

/thread

[Howiee]

Having the four big existential questions - origin, meaning, morality and destiny - answered by a coherent and logical worldview. And Quidco.

[nakamura]

Self respect.

With no self respect you can never be happy. If you can learn to love yourself and appreciate your own worth then the rest will follow.

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

Possessions

[toythatkills]

You realise that if any of you are right then it's not much of a secret, is it?

Therefore you must be wrong.

Of course, if you're wrong then that could mean you're right.

[Kit]

As a great man once said, atop the octagon with a bunch bloody dead bodies beneath me.



Or?


being happy with the way you are. Whatever works for you. ;p

[Dogg Thang]

You realise that if any of you are right then it's not much of a secret, is it?

Therefore you must be wrong.

Of course, if you're wrong then that could mean you're right.

No happy for pedants!

[charlesr]

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a helicopter and land right next to happiness.

[Colin]

Money doesn't make life happier, just easier.

[Fader209]

Happiness is a monkey doing a handstand on a goat which is balancing on a tin can on a tightrope.

...mind you, that could be animal cruelty thinking about it.

[dataDave]

origin, meaning, morality and destiny - answered by a coherent and logical worldview.

Monkeys, sex, none, and Aliens. There.

['Press Start']

Know yourself, the rest falls into place.

'But O, how bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another man's eyes' - William Shakespeare

[toythatkills]

I'd love another man's eyes. They'd look lovely above the fireplace.

[kryss]

Being content with what you have.


...And getting more sex.

*dodges ban-hammer*