How Do You Solve a Problem Like Jodie?

[Neon Ignition]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3851400/Jodie-Marsh-is-Jodie-harsh.html

I won't post the pics directly as it might cause some to vomit.

Jodie Marsh makes the quick transition to body builder/transvestite look-a-like.
I remember watching a programme with her once a few years ago which was on the back of her 'competition' with Katie Price covering her work and pursuit to upstage in order to grab headlines. The one thing which shone through was that unlike Price, underneath the image, she came across as not that unlikeable a character though one with pretty heavy self-esteem issues. To see this now is just... wow

[Spatial]

I think the answer to the question is "With fire"

The amount of paint she seems to have on there means she'd catch with no trouble too

[Brad]

Wasn't she White before?

[Fader209]

Wasn't she White before?

That's a side effect of body building apparently

Those pics actually made me feel a bit sorry for her.

[charlesr]

That's just self tan to accent the muscles during competition. Look at the last pics on the page to see what she really looks like. Not much different - but thinner. The crazy weight loss is only during competition - that tone disappears almost immediately afterwards.

[112]

Do they accept enhanced breasts as part of the competition? Isn't that sort of cheating?

I think she looks HAWT...!

112

btw i was joking about the last part...

[Daragon]

Ok, I don't feel unwell after viewing that!

Although to be fair on her, no self respecting woman should try to body build. Not being sexist or anything but it REALLY isn't a good look for them.

[Brad]

Even like that she's more attractive than jordan.

[toythatkills]

Good on her for doing what she wants to do and doing it well.

[Charlie]

Why is she a problem that needs solving, I don't get it?

[Skull Commander]

I don't get it either. I'll take a stab at the answer though. Is it "Smash her backdoors in?"

[Charlie]

Is that innuendo for f*ck her up the arse? I'm having a blonde day today, so forgive me, but that's the only way I can make sense of 'smash her backdoors in'.

[Skull Commander]

Aye, it's a Keith "Lemonism": http://www.keithlemon.co.uk/biography.php

[baad bwoy]

I think she looks ok.

[averybluemonkey]

I think she looks good with the bronzer off like in the last photo. Not overly keen on such tight stomachs on women but her arms and legs look fantastic, generally I think women without strong legs aren't up to much in the bedroom department. You also have to bear in mind that women with well proportioned chests have to build up their upper body strength if they want to prevent sagging anyway.

Got a lot of respect for Jodie Marsh after how she handled herself in the Big Brother house when she was the target of some pretty nasty bullying and she seems like just a very genuinely good natured person.