How tall is a Smurf?

[EvilBoris]

3 Apples high

[importaku]

What colour do they turn if one is choking to death?

[sailor-fuku]

Purple then black - similar to a heavy bruise..

[charlesr]

How can you tell if you are a smurf?

[chopemon]

Fantastic, I'm glad we're starting the Borders Down stoner conversation sub-forum.

[EvilBoris]

Smurfs are 3 apples high. Trufax!

Consider yourself enriched.

[Spatial]

There's already purple / black Smurf's.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Smurfs

http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/The_Purple_Smurfs

Zombie Smurf's!

[EvilBoris]

Call that a Zombie Smurf

[sailor-fuku]

There the worst kind..

[Lebowski]

did you know the smurf Film is pretty heavy on bad language it's all "smurfing this" and "smurfing that"! foul mouthed little buggers