Little things that irk you 2

[mr_sockochris]

I've been with BT for years and I've never once got Openzone to work no matter what details I use to sign in

[Kit]

Urgh!

[Kit]

Ok, No idea where to post this so I'll chuck it here.

I went to this NHS weight checker (and before you start... oi! I'm not that fat I just wanted to see if my scales were accurate ) and I ended up getting a bit of a surprise. The nurse there was well, beyond stunning to put it mildly. Seriously, a proper natural beauty who was petite too. I got my weight checked etc... and all seems to be going fine in the pursuit of a more healthy lifestyle, but as I walked away I had this thought:

'My motivation at this moment is to lose weight to kind of impress the beautiful nurse next week who I have literally zero chance with'.

Therefore I left feeling on a bit of a downer like 'ugh... I can put all this ****ing effort in yet a girl like that is still way beyond my reach'...

****ing reality with it's carrot on a stick objectives.

[J0e Musashi]

Yeah good one fatty. Hahaha.

[nakamura]

My wife is much fitter than me Luke. You always have a chance, fatty.

[charlesr]

Freud said everything we do is with the goal of getting in the sack with someone, so you are no different from everyone else. Go for it fatty! (/me hopes Kit does not have an eating disorder that will spiral out of control after these comments).

Ask if she has any tips on losing weight and what she thinks you could achieve. If she bothers having a conversation, then you have a chance. Then ask her out for a coffee as a "thank you for the advice" (or a slap up meal lol). If she says yes, then win. If she says no, you are still better off, because hey, she'll probably give you beautiful smile to take with you and also... you asked, unlike all the other chumps that probabaly say nothing at all, so you'll feel like a hero either way.

[nakamura]

Charles is bang on. Just politely and casually ask. She says no, no big deal.

[J0e Musashi]

This is some kind of awesome transcension of the irk and relationship threads now!

[Kit]

Her first words to me were:" I'm sorry, we don't do BMI for pregnant ladies".

I'll give what Charles said a go once I'm looking a little less Waller-like.

Tune in next Thursday to read about me getting slapped and removed by security.

[J0e Musashi]

She's a nurse, she'll be absolute filth. I've seen them in the films.

[Colin]

I dated a nurse for years, she was as stated above. All nurses are in my experience.

[Kit]

I'll take filth.

On a related note (mainly because this is a female thing) the rise and over use of fake tan. I constantly see these women when I'm in town wearing an absolute **** load of it. I saw a mother and daughter both caked in the stuff.

[Soundwave]

I dated a nurse for years, she was as stated above. All nurses are in my experience.

I can concur

Didn't date one but did have a "friends" agreement with one & the things she wouldn't do in the sack would fit on a grain of rice.

Every hole was a goal as they say & you could happily score more than once in them as well.

Neil

[ItsThere]

These are definitely not irks anymore...

[J0e Musashi]

I can concur

Didn't date one but did have a "friends" agreement with one & the things she wouldn't do in the sack would fit on a grain of rice.

Every hole was a goal as they say & you could happily score more than once in them as well.

Neil

You can keep Star Fox, what's her number?