Little things that bring a smile to your face 2. (The sequel)

[QualityChimp]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2280385/Home-fit-dole-queen-Mother-11-gets-BRAND-NEW-400-000-house-built-council-shes-struggling-current-homes.html

"Home fit for a dole queen: Mother of 11 gets BRAND NEW ?400,000 house built by council because she's 'struggling' in her two current homes"

It's not the story that makes me smile, it's the quote from her neighbour:

'It's a disgrace. She treats her womb like a clown car'

[Adrock]

A super massive bowl of custard, one of those posh own label types. All the fat and all the flavour.

[dvdx2]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ent-homes.html

"Home fit for a dole queen: Mother of 11 gets BRAND NEW ?400,000 house built by council because she's 'struggling' in her two current homes"

It's not the story that makes me smile, it's the quote from her neighbour:

Its not her fault though, its the governments

[EvilBoris]

And what if you can't? That child has to suffer a horrible life of poverty?

nice.

[dvdx2]

Banks beer from barbados

Easily the best beer i've drank in a long time

[kryss]

Bonus grand in wages I was owed from 2007 turning up on Friday and me not even realising it.

[fuse]

The "Heart of Gaming" London arcade has got a new location, and expects to be open in around a month. The best bit? It's barely half a mile from my place of work.

[Largo]

Today i spelt 'indefinitely' right first time. I guess things are always looking up.

Although I wish it hadn't of been in the sentence, 'I'm screwed, indefinitely.'

[speedlolita]

The "Heart of Gaming" London arcade has got a new location, and expects to be open in around a month. The best bit? It's barely half a mile from my place of work.

Cya there!

[Brad]

[BaronSqwelch]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ent-homes.html

"Home fit for a dole queen: Mother of 11 gets BRAND NEW ?400,000 house built by council because she's 'struggling' in her two current homes"

It's not the story that makes me smile, it's the quote from her neighbour:

I nearly choked on my baked beans when I read that in the metro this morning!

(It even fell apart after they all got out...)

[Brad]

I nearly choked on my baked beans when I read that in the metro this morning!

(It even fell apart after they all got out...)

Look at the photos further down. She actually has a

->Open Spoiler<-

Clown Car

!!

[Decider-VT]

The "Heart of Gaming" London arcade has got a new location, and expects to be open in around a month. The best bit? It's barely half a mile from my place of work.

Jesus. I know that it's about cost but they couldn't have picked a less depressing environment than Park Royal to set up shop in surely? It was dodgy around there during the day when my dad used to work there, so I wouldn't fancy traipsing back to the station at night.

[fuse]

Travel in packs. I'll protect you

[Colin]

What's this? An arcade in park royal you say?????