The Relationship Thread II: Ding Dong - The Bells Are Gonna Chime

[kryss]

You must be poutine me on!

[JazzFunk]

The cheese was gone in days!

Sounds like the onset of phimosis, get it checked out sharpish.

[Zaki]

Sounds like the onset of phimosis, get it checked out sharpish.

Good news - the German meat was cured.

[charlesr]

There is hope. Set up a date, stayed round, 2nd date is go.

[kryss]

That's progress! Next: try two dates with the same one.

[charlesr]

That's progress! Next: try two dates with the same one.

[Nu-Eclipse]

I haven’t checked in here in a while and I cba to backtrack...I assume that [MENTION=3332]MrKirov[/MENTION] is still literally mackin’ all the honeyz?

[buster_broon]

since my psycho ex moved out I had a wee romance with a lovely girl which last two months and she ended it dead

haha wtf maybe I'm damaged goods, one afternoon talking about going away for Christmas then the same night, endex don't get in touch again, turns out she was in a relationship and wasn't getting any affection and I gave it too her, well she used me to get it

went to see muse together and got wrecked over a weekend in London, she was stunning but kinda just a trophy wife, good looking with no substance

anyway since then ive decided women are arseholes and now just want to smash everything I can, so its my birthday next week and have a good weekend lined up

Friday - Joanne, Saturday - Lynda, Sunday - Denise, Monday - Sarah and Tuesday my birthday, Milly throughout the day and Jennifer at night, hoping they overlap and its okay haha, well it is my Birthday

[Neon Ignition]

Word that last bit right and it's a Craig David song

[fuse]

I thought he was more going for a Scottish Lou Bega

(sorry to hear you've had a rough time of it, mate)

[Mayhem]

I got Joanne, Lynda, Denise, and Sarah
And as I go along, you know they're getting sweeter
Milly through the day, and Jennifer at night
Well it's my birthday, and it'll be alright!

Buster Broon number five!

[QualityChimp]

You're asking for trouble with all those women and not having a system.

With my girlfriends it's:
Monday - Mandy
Tuesday - Tina
Wednesday - Wendy
Thursday - Thea
Friday - Freda
Saturday - Sarah
Sunday - I chill.

[Neon Ignition]

Just remember not to marry them all

[buster_broon]

hahah love it

aye its been pish, getting my mojo back now and loving it

Lindsay was a cracker but now think the more attractive a girl is the less she has to offer, like an attractive husk or shell

Neon, she didn't watch movies ffs, just ice skating and dating programmes

[QualityChimp]

Lindsay was a cracker but now think the more attractive a girl is the less she has to offer, like an attractive husk or shell