The Relationship Thread II: Ding Dong - The Bells Are Gonna Chime

[Colin]

What the **** is mouth diving? It sounds like an arrestable offence.

[Zaki]

What the **** is mouth diving? It sounds like an arrestable offence.

It probably is these days.

[fishbowlhead]

My other half finds it amusing watching me on the dance floor in a club, dancing away and some woman approaches, and promptly gets blown off as I shew her away, the look on their faces trying to comprehend rejection, priceless.

Man I’m an arrogant nob sometimes, makes the other half giggle though.

[Blobcat]

All I can envisage now is Asura reading this and smashing the house up in a rage. Or perhaps just missing a beat and losing a life on Marioworld.

He knows the story, he actually found the old valentines card that the guy gave me about a month ago (I think I only kept it cause he drew a cute cat in it). I honestly forgot about the card until he found it which made me think that I really had no clue reading the signs.

I still have the valentines card [MENTION=5941]Asura[/MENTION] got me to cheer me up perhaps even the same year around 3 years before we officially got together. He was only my best friend at the time.

[QualityChimp]

He was only my best friend at the time.

Fair play to Asura for getting out of the friendzone.

https://twentytwowords.com/20-photos-that-prove-the-friend-zone-is-a-real-and-heartbreaking-place/

[Colin]

Real talk: “we just started out as best friends” is a myth. One of the two people was always thinking about rumpy pumpy, no matter how much they both deny it. (And they will )

[prinnysquad]

What the **** is mouth diving? It sounds like an arrestable offence.

It’s the pre-stage to fingerblasting and chebnoshing.

Not as specialist as teabagging and toeblasting.

[Colin]

Thanks Prin, I should’ve just asked DT, he knows your lingo.

[prinnysquad]

The Dogg knows his WADs.

[Dogg Thang]

IT'S NOT A WORD!!!

[prinnysquad]

[vanpeebles]

Why are all your lives so complicated?

My wife cost me 3 camels and 5000 shekels.

Youbassa was a lovely camel too!

[vanpeebles]

What happened to the other two camels Zaki? If I remember right, were they called Cosmo and Dibs?

[Zaki]

What happened to the other two camels Zaki? If I remember right, were they called Cosmo and Dibs?

You're really showing your age now pebble (and mine....)

I just ordered the complete Grug collection Hoping to read them to mini Zaki one day.

[nakamura]

Comedy gold this thread, mainly for none of the right reasons.

It's a wonderful reminder that's it's a videogame forum!