The Relationship Thread II: Ding Dong - The Bells Are Gonna Chime

[JazzFunk]

Putting us all to shame. Kirov The Legend. Not Bordersdown, MC Trousersdown. Taking it global with the globules. A few weeks ago, it was all about the cat...now it's all about the tw@t.

It's almost like you wiped your old magicky mage character and created some mad barbarian in the character edit.

More power to your arm!!!!

[charlesr]

Are you some sort of adonis? If not, please post your profile text for everyone to learn

[MrKirov]

Just got back, amazing date. We kissed, exchanged international numbers, and talked of seeing her again next time I come down. She even gave me a lift home.

Absolutely beautiful girl. Stunning even. We kissed outside the bar, and we kissed in the car. Why is this woman single ?! I can see more trips to Spain in the future

I’m no Adonis no. I’ve posted what I look like here before, I’m a regular dude with a bit more weight on me recently so I wish I knew the secret..!!

[randombs]

Loving your escapades, MrKirov

At the opposite end of the scale, we celebrated our 2-year anniversary at a Greek restaurant, followed by Shazam at the imax, then Bic Camera to look at the new Roomba i7+, back home by 8:00 where I made huge cobb salads for dinner that we couldn’t finish and then I ordered that Roomba online.

A few weeks ago, it was all about the cat...now it's all about the tw@t.

Purrrrfect lyrics, Jazzy.

[fishbowlhead]

He’s just posting his dating profile pics as Chris Hemsworth.

[MrKirov]

Out with a girl right now, she’s just nipped to the loo.

Not only is she 10 years younger than me, but just found out she’s bisexual. Hotness factor increased....

[MrKirov]

Oh yeah. Date tomorrow with a girl with had a conflict of interest... she’s the boss of my old company, and also the project manager of the client I’m working for at my new job...

Also seeing another girl on Sunday who’s local, fit as. Oxford Uni graduate too,

Then Tuesday a hot cosplayer who specialises in Princess Leia cosplay is driving down to visit me...

Might have a break Monday and Wednesday ...

[MrKirov]

Aaaaaand just left her house.

[prinnysquad]

Bell-end still tingling?

[MrKirov]

34G with slim body.

That is all.

[prinnysquad]

[MENTION=10111]QualityChimp[/MENTION]

Bet she had a dripping minge.

[Team Andromeda]

[MENTION=10111]QualityChimp[/MENTION]

Bet she had a dripping minge.

Can't beat a swift shot of quim juice mate

[Zaki]

34G with slim body.

That is all.

Nothing like measuring tape to spice up the evening.

[teddymeow]

Can't beat a swift shot of quim juice mate

What the actual ****?!

Who talks like this?!

[prinnysquad]

We do, Teddy.

Get on the beef curtains page, man.