The Relationship Thread II: Lost in that Last Goodbye

[dvdx2]

https://twitter.com/88orme88

What is it with these days and pouting selfies?

What happened to a good old photograph with a big smile and nice scenery in the background? Lol

[EvilBoris]

My bf said I'm too old for games...

Sounds like something a 9 year old would say

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

https://twitter.com/MonkeyJuggleDX/status/581548230921625600?s=09

[randombs]

It says your Twitter is private but from the pic I can see why the women are swarming to you, you sexy sexy man.

My bf said I'm too old for games...

Your relationship needs more CoD, then.

[Mayhem]

Cash on demand?

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

It says your Twitter is private but from the pic I can see why the women are swarming to you, you sexy sexy man.

Not quite sexy, but I do ok.

Got today and tomorrow off work so last night I got home, had a shower and got changed and went straight over to see Faye. Things are going really well and I haven't been this happy in a long time. So much for friends with benefits! Can't believe we laid down ground rules about this stuff on Monday, which were if either of us decided we wanted more then that was it, and those rules have already gone out the window!

This time last week I was a single guy enjoying himself, now I've got myself a gorgeous girl who has made me enjoy life again.

Isn't life weird?

[QualityChimp]

Sounds like something a 9 year old would say

My last girlfriend dumped me for being immature.
She said "We're finished. Period."





Hehe. "Period".

[eastyy]

My last girlfriend dumped me for being immature.
She said "We're finished. Period."





Hehe. "Period".

i would have said do you want to tell me again this time next month

[fishbowlhead]

I jokingly said to my girlfriend she has to recite poetry, plus bake cupcakes when she meets my friend.

Took her indoor climbing to meet him and she trotted into the hall with cupcakes and recited raven by Edgar Alan Poe.

Keeper

[gunrock]

Do you introduce your penis to all new girlfriends to the soundtrack a dirty limerick and a gift of cupcakes?

[teddymeow]

My bf said I'm too old for games...

Sex or video?

[kryss]

Do you introduce your penis to all new girlfriends to the soundtrack a dirty limerick and a gift of cupcakes?

If there's no icing on the cake...daddy ain't going to bake.

Or something.

[randombs]

Sex or video?

No one is too old for either of those!

[toythatkills]

No one is too old for either of those!

Imagine your gran indulging in sex games.

[kryss]

That would be my grandfather killing the necrophillia bird with the same stone. Confused metaphor but you get the idea.