I dunno FBH, He's like a mix of Colin Farrel and Stuart Townsend, so I can see why the ladies like him
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The Relationship Thread II: Lost in that Last Goodbye
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So last night I got used for sex. Not as fun as it sounds when you like someone!
Started chatting to a police woman a few days ago, getting on like a house on fire, calling/texting- well on the same wavelength, genuinely started to think it could go somewhere.
We rushed a meet because we wanted to see each other- things did turn sexy on text so we both knew we were going to get it on. We had a drink, she came back to mine. Absolutely stunning woman, and had an amazing night- I put in my best performance (she orgasmed easily 9+ times through various means)... then once we were done she got a taxi and went home ... :/
Spoken this morning, had the dreaded “spark” conversation. Ah well, I had a great night as did she. Just wish if it was just about that people would be more honest!
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Originally posted by QualityChimp View PostDisappointing lack of innuendo there, MK.
"She took down my particulars"
"She gripped my truncheon"
"I pumped her for information"
"something something my helmet"
Poor effort
Starting to get a bit bored of all this now. It’s fun while it lasts but then you just end up at square one again.
Keep thinking of that Naked Gun clip you posted, it’s pretty much accurate hahah
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Actually, the worst bit was this ****ing medication! I ended up missing two weeks thanks to an issue with the doctors which means they left my system and had to start again- meaning the initial 3-4 weeks can cause a few issues with little Kirov. I wanted to go on even longer but legitimately couldn’t thanks for those bastard things..!!!
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Originally posted by MrKirov View PostActually, the worst bit was this ****ing medication! I ended up missing two weeks thanks to an issue with the doctors which means they left my system and had to start again- meaning the initial 3-4 weeks can cause a few issues with little Kirov. I wanted to go on even longer but legitimately couldn’t thanks for those bastard things..!!!
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Originally posted by MrKirov View PostOh well, now I can say I’ve done a Doctor, Teacher and Copper. Paramedic and Fireman(woman..!!) next hahah
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