Want to become Batman

[Kit]

Appropriate and the colours fully express my rage.

[J0e Musashi]

You mean this:

[Kit]

It needs more unnecessary plastic mud guards.

[Baseley09]

Holy ****.

[J0e Musashi]

It's got an FM Radio, and a noise synthesiser.

[Dogg Thang]

I remember those. Didn't have one but someone on my street had one in white. I had a Burner though so I was totally awesome. In fact, that's been about the only awesome thing in my life. It's all been downhill since then...

[J0e Musashi]

The black one is awesome rare.

[randombs]

He said in the film anyone can be him so I want to become the batman of the north.

You need a symbol. Something that will strike fear in the hearts of your enemies. I suggest you adopt your avatar's burnt iron symbol and become...

Oh bugger, someone's already Ironman.

Can I be Robin?

[Kit]

Batman works alone and does not have brightly coloured teenage lads riding on his grifter.

[randombs]

I'm 30 and mostly wear dark clothes.

[kryss]

Dammit billy! You need to work on your timing!

[Kit]

I'm 30 and mostly wear dark clothes.

So basically you're saying you want to be batman now?

[kryss]

No...


I'm Batman

[Kit]

Going to need some sort of regional zoning system if you want to be the hero your town and/or city needs you to be.

Fairly certain Kryss is a Canadian so his costume is already sorted.

[J0e Musashi]

Batman wears shoes, so I'm out.