Assembling a team...

[fishbowlhead]

I can bend my thumbs backwards about 90 decrees from the joint.

I can bend other peoples thumbs back 90degrees and sometimes more?

[danstan21]

I can go without seeing a clock for hours, and then nearly always be able to tell the time within an error margin of 10 minutes.

[EvilBoris]

I can shoot lasers from my eyes when angered.

[charlesr]

I'd like to see shoot things through your eyes etc.

[Ginger Tosser]

I can bend my thumbs backwards about 90 decrees from the joint.

I forgot I can do that

[k0pp0]

A hairy back. And front.