Little Things That Irk You 3 1/3: The Final Insult

[nakamura]

Ryse sounds a lot like my sex life. No matter what buttons I press, the end result is always the same, a feeling of disappointment.

[speedlolita]

Whoa!

[speedlolita]

Too many knobs.

I have my speaker volume knob that I keep reaching for when wearing headphones, forgetting that I use a headphone amplifier separately that also has it's own analog volume knob.

Honestly.

[randombs]

Ryse sounds a lot like my sex life. No matter what buttons I press, the end result is always the same, a feeling of disappointment.

Try pressing one particular button repeatedly.

[kryss]

Ryse sounds a lot like my sex life. No matter what buttons I press, the end result is always the same, a feeling of disappointment.

Then you need to make more of an effort!


And this is coming from the guy who's not had any for 3 years, 4 months and 18 days.

[nakamura]

When you touch a girl there is going to be one hell of a downpour.

[Lebowski]

When you touch a girl there is going to be one hell of a downpour.

90s style Rednose day gunge tank

[kryss]

And green to match as well.

[Lebowski]

green mouldy spunk the irk thread reaches new heights

[wakka]

There should be an irk subforum.

[speedlolita]

My mother's message alert tone on her iPhone 4S.

It is probably the default one but it's a dual beep that resonates in my ears for what feels like forever. It is horrid.

[k0pp0]

Irk: just how daftly sharp broken glass is.

Lucy was trying to push a cafetiere out of it's plastic handle thing by pushing with both her thumbs at the base of the glass underneath. The glass decided to break in an almost perfect circle and lacerated her thumbs to the bone. Just got her home from an general anaesthetic "exploration" (to find the tiny bits of glass shown in the xray) and sew her back up. Ouch.

God that sounds horrible - hope no permanent damage was done..

[k0pp0]

Location, Location, Lo-F**KING-CATION.

Every week - 1 straight woman and or man, one gay or lesbian couple. Rinse and repeat until you shoot someone.

[ETC]

iOS7. I'm used to it now it's not as horrific as I first thought until I try to open google translate, then bang doesn't work at all. I kind of need that app for study and a holiday so unless it gets fixed sharpish it's going to cost me a few quid using the web version

[charlesr]

God that sounds horrible - hope no permanent damage was done..

Hope not.... No tendon damage, so should heal with time. I'm having to do everything for her at the moment. In sickness and in health.