Little Things That Irk You 3 1/3: The Final Insult

[kryss]

Another 6 day week on the next schedule.

[Wools]

What s it you do Kryss?

[kryss]

Night auditing at a hotel. So one day off isn't a day off at all - I finish work at 7.15, feel tired all day, sleep 9pm-6am (give or take) then go back to work that night without sleeping again feeling tired as all ****.

Then add in classes during term time.

[importaku]

Im suprised you have time for anything Kryss, that sounds crazy busy no wonder you're tired.

[noobish hat]

You need to get a new job, son.

[kryss]

Yeah I know. It's not usually so bad, but the third auditor just quit and they've not replaced her yet. I usually alternate between 2- and 3-day weekends. When I have a 3-day weekend it's like I have an 8 day week - I sleep 6 out of 7.

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

This last week.

Saturday. Went on a camping holiday to Thorpe Park at Cleethorpes. Arrive and it's a **** hole. Great start for someone who despises camping.

Monday. My daughter gets gastroentoritis. Cue two days of her puking her guts up and ****ting through her nappies.

Thursday. I find out that my other half's 12 year old daughter plans to split us up so her mum will get back with her dad. What she doesn't realise is that two can play that game and I could easily manipulate the situation so that she is sent packing to her dads. Then I start to get bad acid in the evening.

Friday. Wake up and boak everywhere. All my food from the previous 24 hours all over the tent. I've caught gastroentoritis. Cue me being unable to do anything all day. The misery only offset by the fact my tax code has been sorted and I have a nice fat rebate sitting in the bank.

Saturday. Arrive home to find out that the person we left house sitting has literally done **** ALL all week. No feeding the dogs or cats, hardly letting the dogs out. Not feeding the tarantula or bearded dragon, or turning off their lamp & heating. My step daughters dogs were there too as she came on holiday with us, so we got back to a weeks worth of six dogs piss all over the kitchen and newly decorated hallway floors. These will now have to be decorated again. Bye bye tax rebate. Worst of all, a lot of my daughters stuff has been ruined by the piss. Add to that the cats have been puking and ****ting like buggery due to their stomachs not being able to process the food properly. I really could have killed her.

Oh, and now work want me to do pretty much 6am-6pm seven days until the current job is finished, so maybe until November.

Anyone have a worse week?

[Colin]

Anyone have a worse week?

My nephew was coming to visit and I asked him to drop in to the shop on the way and grab some diet coke. He arrived and he'd only gone and bought full fat. I was absolutely raging let me tell you, weekend ruined.

[Brad]

Anyone have a worse week?

In Universal Studios enjoying ourselves and then it rained a little bit.

[nakamura]

My nephew was coming to visit and I asked him to drop in to the shop on the way and grab some diet coke. He arrived and he'd only gone and bought full fat. I was absolutely raging let me tell you, weekend ruined.

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

My nephew was coming to visit and I asked him to drop in to the shop on the way and grab some diet coke. He arrived and he'd only gone and bought full fat. I was absolutely raging let me tell you, weekend ruined.

DIET coke Colin??

[Darwock]

I am calling the whole Man Plan thing into question

[Colin]

Man plan doesn't mean filling your body full of crap. Talking some, yes.

[importaku]

Diet coke is a womans drink, do the coke ads teach you nothing. You don't see men drinking it ever on tv lol.

[noobish hat]

Coke is the last word in crap, diet or otherwise.