Little things that bring a smile to your face 4

[EvilBoris]

If CharlesR was a gangster, I'd have considered that a threat. The Aloe Mafia

[QualityChimp]

Life's better with you in it QC!

Thanks Chaz, you too!

[charlesr]

If CharlesR was a gangster

Once I get my slammed Nissan Silvia that's definitely an option.

[eastyy]

my wife saw this and her eyes opened wide http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-...-49902001.html

[importaku]

That is super awesome, but the practical half of my brain keeps wondering how you'd live somewhere like that. Is there a working kitchen/bathroom/proper storage space? It's alright having the set of voyager but if you have no facilities it's kind of useless no matter how cool it is.

[fuse]

I kept wondering why the price was so low, then I eventually twigged that it wasn't in London - I am so used to all the 'lol look at this' places I get linked to being horrendous boxes for ?stupid in the capital...

(Awesome work on the decking, Col!)

[wakka]

If I walked into that I'd assume I'd been living in a holodeck-created simulacrum of the late 20th/early 21st century my entire life and had only now emerged into reality.

[Dogg Thang]

If there is any truth to a tweet I saw at one point (which makes it about as reliable as bloke down pub said), the reason this is up for sale is that the owner is a sex offender in prison.

Exit: seems bloke down pub was mostly right - http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/se...-10248955.html

[QualityChimp]

I'm suspicious of the accuracy of that article, Dogg.

For a start, it says he has a wife.

Whatever!

[importaku]

Sounds like the guy boldly went where he shouldn't have gone before.

[Kit]

If there is any truth to a tweet I saw at one point (which makes it about as reliable as bloke down pub said), the reason this is up for sale is that the owner is a sex offender in prison.

Exit: seems bloke down pub was mostly right - http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/se...-10248955.html

That flat just got twice as difficult to sell haha

[Darwock]

"I expect we will only sell it to a geek."

Maybe true, but you're not improving your chances...

[randombs]

When I first saw the photos I thought it's so cool, then after finding out the paedo connection, all the photos turned sinister, like it was his paedo den or something. Maybe it was.

"Computer, open a secure communication channel*!"

* private Firefox tab

[Kit]

Whole place needs gutting out and even then, I'd never want to move into a flat where some pedo had lived. It's like moving into a flat where a rape or murder took place.

[QualityChimp]

I laughed when I saw Goat 🐐 Simulator was being advertised on the 360 dash.

I chuckled some more when I read the description:
" be a goat, climb things as a goat, lick things as a goat and turn into a "tall goat" (a giraffe)."

Then I laughed in their faces when I saw they wanted ?7.99 for it!