Little Things that Bring a Smile to Your Face 5: Rainbow Edition

[QualityChimp]

I get to use my axe today!

->Open Spoiler<-

[kryss]

That's EXACTLY how I split wood. If you know what I mean.

[Brad]

Really cool day today. Went to an Italian cookery course with a bunch of great people. An older American couple complaining about trump, an Australian lady who had been hiking in the mountains and another couple, she was a Yoga instructor and he was a guitarist in Kasabian. I think I managed to subdue my urge to fanboy, barely.

[Zaki]

That's EXACTLY how I split wood. If you know what I mean.

On your knees?

[kryss]

On your knees?

Same facial expression too.

...Because I'm sore from using my axe.

[QualityChimp]

Went to an Italian cookery course with a guitarist in Kasabian.

Shoot The Runner (Bean).
L.S.F. (Low Salt Fiorentina)
Processed Meats (Prosciutto and Salami)
Club (Sandwich) Foot (long)

[Brad]

Lol. Very good chimpy.

[Colin]

The bloke who just walked up to Donald Trumps Hollywood star with a pick axe in a guitar case, then proceeded to smash said star to bits has definitely made me smile.

[teddymeow]

Arrived home from work to find out AO have delivered my Xbox One X.

Sorry, delivered ANOTHER Xbox One X.

One that I did not order or pay for.

Erm...

[Colin]

Cool, Dibs when you obviously put it in the blue room "it's for free".

[Brad]

Second in line

[teddymeow]

Haha. I called them and told them of the mistake. It's being collected Monday. I'm a moral, upstanding citizen.

[Brad]

You complete Berk.


;-)

[JazzFunk]

Really smelly, out of it pisshead guy, stunk, glanced at the notes while I was pushing him and I clocked the words "found unconscious in drink, covered in flies". Such weird poeticism tickled me. But he bloody reeked. We had two stinkbombs and a leg ulcer in today and by god was it a stifling day, my nostrils are seared!!!

[randombs]

"found unconscious in drink, covered in bees".