Modern toilets.
They seem to be designed to maximise skids. I’ve tried all manner of subtle positional adjustments, and placed strategic tracks of toilet roll, but the outcome is always the same. An absolute apocalypse of cake scat-tered down the pan, like a chocolate ski slope.
My older toilets didn’t have this issue. It’s not like I’m doing all manner of freestyling crazy positions. I’m left with the same conundrum every time. Do I flush 4 times and try and scrape it off by hand, using a toilet roll oven mitt? Or coat it in bleach and hope that it corrodes off? Or try to power them off next visit using the piss cannon?
Taking a dump should be one of life’s daily pleasures. This simply isn’t on.
They seem to be designed to maximise skids. I’ve tried all manner of subtle positional adjustments, and placed strategic tracks of toilet roll, but the outcome is always the same. An absolute apocalypse of cake scat-tered down the pan, like a chocolate ski slope.
My older toilets didn’t have this issue. It’s not like I’m doing all manner of freestyling crazy positions. I’m left with the same conundrum every time. Do I flush 4 times and try and scrape it off by hand, using a toilet roll oven mitt? Or coat it in bleach and hope that it corrodes off? Or try to power them off next visit using the piss cannon?
Taking a dump should be one of life’s daily pleasures. This simply isn’t on.
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