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Originally posted by wakka View PostI can’t decide whether it’s unspeakably rude and uncalled for or just completely hilarious.
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Yeeeeeeah. I was just gonna post about this annoying pisshead who turns up in A&E *every* day, passes out for 3-4hrs, pisses all over my trolley, wakes up, gets obnoxious and truly horrible. Then gets escorted off by security. Practically EVERY day.
But then I read *that* thread. Haha.
One cannot comprehend what I read on there, hot diggety-damn.
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Originally posted by JazzFunk View PostI was just gonna post about this annoying pisshead who turns up in A&E *every* day, passes out for 3-4hrs, pisses all over my trolley, wakes up, gets obnoxious and truly horrible.
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Originally posted by JazzFunk View PostYeeeeeeah. I was just gonna post about this annoying pisshead who turns up in A&E *every* day, passes out for 3-4hrs, pisses all over my trolley, wakes up, gets obnoxious and truly horrible. Then gets escorted off by security. Practically EVERY day.
But then I read *that* thread. Haha.
One cannot comprehend what I read on there, hot diggety-damn.
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Originally posted by fishbowlhead View PostWell all your post times check out
Originally posted by JazzFunk View PostYeah. Yeaaaaaah.
MrKirov is doing finely.
It's Duncan Whitley, Lee Prescott. Darren 'Daz' Smith we need to care about. Lee Johnson. Graham 'The Legend' Lannigan.
Originally posted by JazzFunk View PostThey all need kisses.
I do too.
Kiss me.
Originally posted by JazzFunk View PostKiss me like I'm dying of ebola.
(FARTS)
"Ah, that makes sense. It's middle-of-the-night Jazzy posting! Nothing to worry about."
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Aw thanks but I'm just a sad, nutty git who likes to keep that text conveyor belt moving nicely along nicely. And you can be deffo sure I'll be filling any void with my crap. Just lob it at the wall like a nappy full of cack and see what ya get.
Anyway, rambling. I got my slash vest* tonight. It looks like a grey, silvery jumper but it's basically chainmail. And it's *boiling*. Uh, got me panicky, gonna be dripping sweat in that thing even when not in motion, boil-in-the-bag, am forecasting this thing is gonna be claustrophobic and clammy to wear. Not good. Don't like being suffocated, gets me all edgy and breathless. Gonna give it a trial soon, will try and see the positives but it's making me a little unsettled thinking about it. Bah. Deep breaths pal.
*slash vest as in an item of protective clothing designed to defend against attacks with a knife or bladed object. Not as in a vest that stops me slashing everywhere. Or makes me slash everywhere. Or is designed to be slashed on, over or within.
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