Little Things That Make You Smile 6: Nowhere To Go But Up

[Zaki]

Did you give him Pizza Hut vouchers?

[kryss]

Did you give him Pizza Hut vouchers?

You don't give them vouchers, you use them on the first date!

[QualityChimp]

Only a cretin would pay for a meal using vouchers the first time you met someone.

[kryss]

Only a cretin would pay for a meal using vouchers the first time you met someone.

Is that not why you settle up while they're "freshening up"?

[Zaki]

https://twitter.com/GAMEdigital/status/1083355277280317440

[Anpanman]

Did you give him Pizza Hut vouchers?

Went to a Pizza Hut for the first time a couple of days ago, don't think it will happen again.

[teddymeow]

Is that not why you make a run for it while they're "freshening up"?

FTFY.

[Colin]

I don't know if she did it on purpose, but I'd like to think my wife left this on the worktop before heading off to work to make me smile.

[speedlolita]

After a year of owning it, I finally got to play my Third Strike board.

The home versions don’t hold a candle to arcade, it just plays flawlessly.

[kryss]

I don't know if she did it on purpose, but I'd like to think my wife left this on the worktop before heading off to work to make me smile.

Pacman: face cancer edition?

[randombs]

For anyone here who's ever worked a till at a general shop/supermarket, you must've seen some funny combinations of things placed before you.

This morning I bought a pair of white cotton driving gloves and some potato salad.

That's it.

[Asura]

For anyone here who's ever worked a till at a general shop/supermarket, you must've seen some funny combinations of things placed before you.

This morning I bought a pair of white cotton driving gloves and some potato salad.

That's it.

I had a friend who worked at an Asda when I was a teenager. He said that two women came in late one evening and nervously bought 1, single cucumber.

->Open Spoiler<-

I've always assumed he was winding me up.

[randombs]

I had a friend who worked at an Asda when I was a teenager. He said that two women came in late one evening and nervously bought 1, single cucumber.

It's possible they were planning something culinary(!), but I wonder if I'd have the guts to recommend something a bit softer.

[eastyy]

I had a friend who worked at an Asda when I was a teenager. He said that two women came in late one evening and nervously bought 1, single cucumber.

->Open Spoiler<-

I've always assumed he was winding me up.

What would you react if it was a marrow

[randombs]

What would you react if it was a marrow

I'd get on the tannoy and ask for a price check