America III: Going Deutsche

[Cassius_Smoke]

Me n' Trumper were having seven or eight pints of Taddy at The Eagle about this time last week. Then he moved onto the stout.

Anyway, it was a cold, windy day, with chilling arctic blasts jabbing through the underparts of all doors in the house.

Trump just said "d'ya need a draught excluder???" and flobbed his knob onto our table, then shuffled sideways, crouched deeply, and laid his fifteen-inch knob along the draughty bit at the bottom of the door!

Who needs central heating??? That guy's bellend trapped the heat inside and there were sick children in the compound!!!!!!!

'It's a timeless story. One that will be told to children for many years to come.' The Sunday Times

[Lebowski]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/nov/09/william-barr-vote-irregularities-donald-trump-election

The abuse of power is staggering, how can you start a federal investigation into election fraud with zero evidence of wrong doing.

[Cassius_Smoke]

Also how can he investigate voter fraud for losing the presidency without also questioning the Senate Republican wins which were on the SAME ****ING BALLOT?!

[Neon Ignition]

He's as desperate to save his own neck as he is Trumps

[fishbowlhead]

Its like a ship of slavers is going down with all crew just in waving distance of the shore, the best bit being none of them know how to swim.

Byyyeeeeeeeeeee 🙋

[Colin]

I kind of hate to write this, but with all that's being said and the corruption of the last four years , I wouldn't be surprised at this point if Trump managed to cheat his way to winning.

[QualityChimp]

A couple of interesting titbits of info into the psychology of a Trump voter:

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1325783256881651719.html

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/believe

[QualityChimp]

I've just tested this and it's true.

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EDIT: Sorry, also in the UK thread.

[charlesr]

Let's face it. This thread is dead after Trump goes 🤣
Who's going to provide USA entertainment now?

[Dogg Thang]

I am so, so looking forward to not having to open this thread. I don’t want to hear about American politics ever again.

[Brad]

I am so, so looking forward to not having to open this thread. I don’t want to hear about American politics ever again.

Or British politics mate. It’s exhausting

[dataDave]

I've just tested this and it's true.

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EDIT: Sorry, also in the UK thread.

How on earth could they let that slip by? It's like they misplaced the PSD so instead air-brushed out the old JPG message. I've been in that kind of pickle before now, but I generally fill the layer.

[Neon Ignition]

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https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/10/politics/donald-trump-jr-kimberly-guilfoyle-rnc/index.html

Trump Jr wants to expand control of the Republican National Committee

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[MartyG]

Former Republican County Commissioner caught replying to his own Tweet whilst forgetting to sign into his alt-account.

Who needs bots when you fake replies from people?

http://web.archive.org/web/20201110204901/https://twitter.com/DeanBrowningPA/status/1326190098086506496

Later tries to claim he was "just quoting a message he recieved" - anyone want to buy a bridge?

[Neon Ignition]

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