America III: Going Deutsche

[fishbowlhead]

That's what happens when the president of the US is imbleached.

In 8 years time you can expect this thread to be talking about president donald trump jr.

Perfect, no notes!

[charlesr]

[MENTION=42]MartyG[/MENTION]

[randombs]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/li...a-cases-latest
US cases are about to hit 1m whilst deaths are about to hit 50,000 - as today Georgia reopens

They film the Walking Dead in Georgia so that’s fitting.

In 8 years time you can expect this thread to be talking about president donald trump jr.

Or Madam President Ivanka Humpalot(after she got married to Lord Humpalot)

[Neon Ignition]

*cracks knuckles*

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/24/revealed-leader-group-peddling-bleach-cure-lobbied-trump-coronavirus

The leader of the most prominent group in the US that pushes the disinfectant theory spoke to Trump this week

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/24/trump-disinfectant-bleach-sarcastic

Trump now claims he was just being sarcastic with the comment

[charlesr]

It's about time the press add "which is clearly a load of bollocks" to the end of headlines

[monel]

It's about time the press add "which is clearly a load of bollocks" to the end of headlines

The leading press seem to have proved coke and whisky kills covid, but they're keeping it to themselves.

[charlesr]

Heheh

[Brad]

I’ve had two whisky and cokes in the last hour so I’m golden.

Being sarcastic my arse. He’s ****ing American for a start so doesn’t know what sarcasm even is so how could he demonstrate its use!?

[Zaki]

I think they're OK with sarcasm. Irony not so much.

[Brad]

They call sarcasm and irony, irony. They don’t know the difference. Apparently Canadians don’t know what irony is either.

[CMcK]

Apparently Canadians don’t know what irony is either.

Especially if Alanis Morissette is anything to go by!

[kryss]

I always find irony tastes more coppery these days.

[Zaki]

I always find irony tastes more coppery these days.

Great joke! (sarcasm)

Mine are much worse (irony)

[charlesr]

Applause

[dataDave]

I’ve had two whisky and cokes in the last hour so I’m golden.

In my mind coke and whisky is entirely different to whisky and coke.