Honestly, I'd be laughing my ass off if a bunch of Taliban scrambled jets. No helmets or flight gear.
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Originally posted by QualityChimp View PostWell, according to The Sun, the 9/11 terrorists learned to fly using Microsoft Flight Simulator, so if the Americans have left behind a powerful enough PC to run it, we could be in trouble.
Or like most PC gamers, they could just spend ages tweaking the graphics filters, rather than actually playing it.
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It doesn't have to be faulty, you just have to drop little hints like "If you reduce the cloud effects, you can boost the framerate and if you tweak the weather a bit, you can increase the resolution."
Seriously, they'd be fiddling for years, rather than learning to fly and by that point they'd be eyeing up a new graphics card and reasoning that it's an investment to prolong the life of the PC, even though the card is the same price as a new console.
Civilisation is saved by the Master Race of gamers!
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Driving home at peak time and a crowd of people campaigning for kids not have the vaccine are standing with placards and banners...
tipping into the road on a corner of a four lane five junction peak moving traffic motorway intersection junction. Literally a case of them thinking of somewhere that people will see them as they drive by and putting absolutely sod all self awareness or common sense into the levels of sheer stupidity being in that spot will cause let alone the potential for them causing a situation where a kid ends up without a parent as a result of the massive pile up caused by their moronic placement or even the more ironic harm a passenger child themselves could be put into.
Honestly, if natural selection applied to mankind again the population would be sub 0.5bn by Xmas.
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The shelves in my local Tesco Express have been looking a little bare the last couple of days.
I thought it might be all those twazzocks and their fizzy water fetish (who are likely the first to bemoan the state of the environment...). Popped there today...it's shut for a few weeks for a refurb so they were just running stuff down.
Argh. Super handy little place.
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Broken water pipe in my apartment. Again. Last time was Febraury. Last time I had to live without half the kitchen for a month, as well spend multiple vacation days staying at home because I couldn't ask no one else.
Now I've already spent 2.5 vacation days for this break up, and today they came and tore the kitchen apart once more, only to discover that the walls are not wet. But a survey a last week highlighted that walls are more humid near the pipes, and the allegedly broken pipe is shared by the kitchen and the bathroom.
Hopefully it's not the bathroom and even more hopefully they'll have to work in the apartment below mine and I can stop worrying about this today. The hydraulic is coming to check everything again at 16.
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My right knee has started to make a noise and feel clicky over the past week. No pain but defiantly audible to others (mainly hear it going upstair at work). Its one of those things I feel if I dont get it looked at it could turn nasty
Been trying all week to get a GP appointment for something unrelated anyway but I am always 8th in the queue when I call and when I try to book online its always booked.
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This is not an irk, but genuinely infuriating: the way the monarchy are simply going to dodge the issue of Andrew's alleged paedophilia by simply refusing to accept/acknowledge that legal papers have been served: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-58523119
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