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Originally posted by Golgo View PostMichael Lonsdale (89) aka Hugo Drax out of Moonraker: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54234139
Top draw Bond villain. Smooth as can be, and a proper evil world-domination type. None of your latter-day hackers and accountants masquerading as villains, this one.
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...and telephone boxes in Newcastle. My first visit there. There was no toilet on the train and I had around nine pints of unpissed ale in my bladder after a tortuous hour holding it in!!
Got off the train in Newky, couldn't find a bogs anywhere, rushed out into the main street and could feel my waters bursting.
Ran straight into a phone box, shut the door, and stood up while I wazzed myself. It was too late to get me knob out, it was like Niagara down there.
Luckily, I was wearing very dark jeans. And it was a baking hot day. And I had a spare pair of kecks in my case, which I still had about my person.
Nobody on the street suspected a thing but all my mates knew and were laughing like drains!
Got on the train back to Leeds, went into the bogs and switched me kecks, it wasn't as bad as it sounds. Maybe it was. I don't give a shid anymore.
Anyway, I am officially THE BROWN BOTTLE. Lol.
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