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[Lebowski]

Full list of COVID Omicron XE symptoms as 600 new variant cases detected in UK (msn.com)
New COVID subvariant detected in the UK called Omicron XE.

EDIT----- snap DOGG you got in a minute before me

sounds like some MS enterprise software

"Omicron XE for windows based operating systems"

[Neon Ignition]

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[fishbowlhead]

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Its funny because it’s true.

[Cassius_Smoke]

Got balls to say that on state media

[prinnysquad]

Now Is Not The Time.

Boris needs to prop up the world’s response to Putin. And deliver on his promises. Nadine said so.

Note: The government have lied about/rejected most of their manifesto pledges, in just 2 and a half years.

[fishbowlhead]

The gov lied and rejected their manifesto pledges? Nooooooo? Nooooooooooooooo?

Shockface.

[Neon Ignition]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/apr/13/priti-patel-finalises-plan-to-send-asylum-seekers-to-rwanda

Today on What Can Priti Patel Come Up With Next to Prove Her Incompetence? Unauthorised Asylum seekers making their way into the UK will now be picked up and flown 4,500 miles to Rwanda to be processed. The move will later be expanded to include processing in Ghana and Albania with refugees pushed to stay in those countries, it will also sprinkle in a little sexual discrimination in being focused solely on male refugees.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/apr/13/boris-johnson-could-get-three-more-fines-over-partygate-say-insiders

Senior sources are now anticipating Johnson receiving another three fines for partygate

[fishbowlhead]

Rwanda? Sod, that. Out of the frying pan into a pot of boiling water, just no.

[Hirst]

I'm presuming that Rwanda was chosen because the government weren't able to justify Patel's first choice of building a man-made island in the shape of a skull with an active volcano and a throne made of skeleton bones she can sit on making that weird little smirk as she watches people being chased around by wolves and bears.

[Asura]

Rwanda? Sod, that. Out of the frying pan into a pot of boiling water, just no.

Yeah; I mean they've picked that because they hope refugees won't come to the UK if they have to visit Rwanda as part of the journey. They also plan to do a pretty **** job for the same reasons.

I didn't have "our government will build a concentration camp in Rwanda" on my 2022 bingo card but hey

[Brad]

I'm presuming that Rwanda was chosen because the government weren't able to justify Patel's first choice of building a man-made island in the shape of a skull with an active volcano and a throne made of skeleton bones she can sit on making that weird little smirk as she watches people being chased around by wolves and bears.

Brilliant!

[Yakumo]

EDIT----- snap DOGG you got in a minute before me

sounds like some MS enterprise software

"Omicron XE for windows based operating systems"

I thought more like Atari.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atari_XEGS

[Neon Ignition]

they've picked that because they hope refugees won't come to the UK

To be fair, on that front it works brilliantly


I already don't want to be here

[fishbowlhead]

I'm presuming that Rwanda was chosen because the government weren't able to justify Patel's first choice of building a man-made island in the shape of a skull with an active volcano and a throne made of skeleton bones she can sit on making that weird little smirk as she watches people being chased around by wolves and bears.

The volcano went over budget.

[Blobcat]

How's that gonna affect carbon emissions targets flying those poor people to Rwanda?

I feel like I'm watching an episode of Monkeydust whenever I dare look into UK politics news nowerdays.