Not my first bike, but the first I remember. Even though it was meant to be from Santa, my Dad told me to be careful with it because it cost £111. It was a flabbergasting amount of money for us. My Dad had retrained in his 30s and we didn’t have a pot to piss in. He must have saved for a year. I told one of the plebs on the street about it and he asked how much it cost. I told him, and he mocked me relentlessly. So I took him to my Dad, who was in the garden, and told him to explain how much it cost. He said, ‘111 quid, or I’ll bare my arse in Boots’ window.’ I didn’t have a clue what he meant, but was impressed by the use of the word ‘arse’.
On reflection, the bike looks a bit camp. Nice ride, though, and I did look after it.
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