Grand Theft Auto V review

[teddymeow]

Quick question. When you go to switch characters what do the numbers on their faces mean?

[Golgo]

It means number of missions currently available to that character.

[Golgo]

Just now tried to set up a Rockstar Social Club 'crew' just for messing around in rather than competing. Thought the following quote from Kurt Vonnegut would make a cute motto: “I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.” Wasn't allowed. Got an alert from Rockstar site saying 'fart' was a banned expletive. I'm not joking.

[BIG EDD]

Just now tried to set up a Rockstar Social Club 'crew' just for messing around in rather than competing. Thought the following quote from Kurt Vonnegut would make a cute motto: “I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.” Wasn't allowed. Got an alert from Rockstar site saying 'fart' was a banned expletive. I'm not joking.

You are f**cking joking?

[Neon Ignition]

Had completely forgotten about the blimp, gave it a go and it's what you'd expect but it can climb to an insane height. Once there I just opened up the door and leapt to freedom. Sadly I'd forgotten a parachute and you can't switch characters mid fall. Poor Michael.

[Golgo]

@Edd: hehe, can't be done. Rockstar won't permit you to drop the f(art)-bomb on the Social Club. I think I might start a crew called 'The Polite Society' or something.

[BIG EDD]

Sheesh PC gone mad

[PeteJ]

I've just done a mission where Michael starts off doing yoga and... Ends up in his underpants?!

Game of the year.

Did this mission last night, amazing.

[BIG EDD]

Did this mission last night, amazing.

Same here made me laugh

[jim g]

Browse the internet (in the game) it is absolutely hilarious!

[Golgo]

Apparently some of the internet websites generate side missions if you search in right places but it hasn't for me yet. But yeah, they're very funny.

[JU!]

Had completely forgotten about the blimp, gave it a go and it's what you'd expect but it can climb to an insane height. Once there I just opened up the door and leapt to freedom. Sadly I'd forgotten a parachute and you can't switch characters mid fall. Poor Michael.

Gonna give that a go, sounds awesome. I recommend also a plane from the airport and fly under the bridges. Waiting until I have done another Heist or two before I post some impressions.

[hudson]

Are there no (100) collectible packages or pigeons?

[Golgo]

There are 50 scraps of paper, collect em to
piece together a murder mystery. The dog helps you sniff em out.

[prinnysquad]

I've watched two films in the picturehouse. One was a bizarre, cuss-filled animation about a lonely robot, and the other was an abstract foreign short that deliberately made no sense whatsoever, it was just a collection of art house cliches. Amusing.