The bad boxart gallery

[Lyris]

It's like some zoophilia game thing. Even the Rhino in the bottom left is getting ready for some.

Rhinos need loving too buddy. I think he's into S&M myself, look at that menacing glare, the pig is in for it!

rofl!!! There's so much going on there that really shouldn't be. The artist has got to be in on the joke, right?

Speaking of supposed inside jokes and Disney in one thread made me remember this which everyone has probably seen: http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/mermaid.htm

[PeteJ]

Two words:
BAD ASS YO.

[kingmonkey]

wait a minute.............two words?

Guns as skyscrapers? Ok then.......

[cutmymilk]

Thats three

[PeteJ]

Silent YO.

More of a grunt, to be honest.

[JazzFunk]

That's real class. Especially the celtic tattoo surrounding the logo.

[anephric]

Speaking of supposed inside jokes and Disney in one thread made me remember this which everyone has probably seen: http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/mermaid.htm

Bored Disney animators are responsible for all sorts of "horrors", aren't they Wasn't there a memo that went round Disney announcing that if any employee was caught using the term "Mauschwitz" they'd be instantly dismissed for gross misconduct? I believe they just started using "Duckau" instead.

[BigJohnBoy]

Why are they recycling the boxart of old Speccy games??!!

The fella with the 'tashche looks like Bennet from Commando. Remember him, the 'even gayer than Freddie Mercury' Freddie Mercury?

[muse hunter]

Two words:
BAD ASS YO.

i cried when i saw that, you just know this game is going to be **** by just looking at the cover art.

Also what with having those people in the middle trying to look intimidating? , combine that with those chav mobiles behind them and i start to feel very sick, very sick indeed

[kingmonkey]

The fella with the 'tashche looks like Bennet from Commando. Remember him, the 'even gayer than Freddie Mercury' Freddie Mercury?

Remember him? How could you forget him!!

Chain mail vest, pot-belly, fingerless gloves, leather trousers. The best-worst baddie ever!

[Largo]

Christian Slater?

[kingmonkey]

Actually, that looks a lot like Bryan Singer

[bingowings]

Two words:
BAD ASS YO.

aaargh! overlay blending mode strikes again!

and what's with the wee people? they look like midgets. gangster midgets.

[RichM]

I'll vote for ICO USA packaging as the worst compared to the UK.

[Lebowski]

americans have all the bad luck crappy renders AHOY XD

The koopa's seem to be quite at ease with there impending doom, Lugi's just about to stick a foot up the ass of the flying one, and the one on the pipe seems to be doing a happy little jig for the Giant mario.