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    Originally posted by Spatial101 View Post
    That last one is wrong in so many ways
    And I'm so going to Hell for laughing my scrote off at it.
    Last edited by Klatrymadon; 12-01-2007, 07:17.

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      Every wanted to own a chain of chemists? Well this game could be for you...



      I can only assume that it includes mini-games such as:

      1) getting the right number of pills into the jar - get it wrong and the patient OD's. If this happens you have to hammer the buttons to avoid an enquiry by the General Medical Council.

      2) Line generator - see if you can get the queue of sick customers out of the door as they wait for their prescriptions, without any of them actually croaking it.

      3) Shelf stocker - stack the shelves as quick as possible with bonus points for including odd tat that no one will buy (including those whistlepops they only seem to sell in Chemists)

      4) Diagnosis simulator - within the time limit, correctly diagnose the moany old gits ailments from their vague and rambling descriptions.

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        Compared with their earlier efforts, I reckon Mambo and Iron Chef are looking pretty good. By comparison.

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          That pacman one is ridiculous! lets hope they dont do a tigger game next

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            Love the way the medicine in the Chemist Tycoon one is called "SKORE"

            Also the Paccie game - haven't laughed so much in ages. Making my eyes hurt Spatial you bastard!

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              I'm gonna borrow it from a first play thread...
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              Really, really bad, composition wise. Looks like it was done two minutes before sending the master copy to print.

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                Originally posted by briareos_kerensky View Post
                I'm gonna borrow it from a first play thread...


                Really, really bad, composition wise. Looks like it was done two minutes before sending the master copy to print.


                compare it to the advert which is pretty ****ing ace




                from downhill jam, I notice they no longer bother photoshopping the wrinkles off tony hawk. They just paint him instead
                Last edited by df0notfound; 13-01-2007, 00:05.

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                  "Paccie", good god, can you say "PR disaster"

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                    A few more gems from Phoenix Games.



                    Add maximum damage gag here!




                    wtf

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                      You guys have made me laugh till my sides split!

                      Not only does that pacman type game have horrendous box-art, but the name Paccie is ridiculous.

                      Crabby Adventure?

                      Drop 'N Blow ... Sounds like some dodgy porn site.


                      Street Warrior is the WINNER! ... Whoever designed that case has the best sense of humour ever!


                      I still can't understand my last post. That bad dudes game with two little blonde kids. What the hell is going on there?

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                        haha that last one actually made me laugh...

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                          Street Warrior = comedy gold. ROFL

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                            street warrior is the clear winner in all of this. pure. ****ing. genius.

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                              I see that the dog, judging from the the odd white bit on its snout, wrote the logo for that game in icing.

                              Or maybe it's Tipex (that'd be really `street` like when the kids used to cover their school bags and desks in the stuff).

                              Alternatively the dogs just doing teh hardcore drugz!1111!!1.

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                                Street Warrior is released 9th Feb. Any takers?



                                They must have some sort of licence for this stuff!


                                Last edited by PeteJ; 14-01-2007, 10:27.

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