The 'Make the Best Games sound boring' Topic

[Ady]

Shinobi : Save some kidnapped children.

Strider : Run and jump along a load of Russian scaffolding.

Any FF game : Press X. A lot.

[df0notfound]

Rez: Move a square around the screen. Press A.

Panzar Dragoon Orta: Move a circle around the screen. Press A.

Almost spot on,

Rez: Move a square around the screen. Press A. Pretend its oh so much more.

[Pistol]

Make the best games sound boring: talk to a woman about them. They will be bored before you reach the end of a sentence.

[AllYourBase]

my fiancees taken on super mario 3 when i was replaying this on the GBA

"are you running around in your racoon suit again?"

sums up what she thinks of it all!!

[Dezm0nd]

Any FF game : Press X. A lot.

Thats by far the best one i've seen so far, so very true

[atrus]

Almost spot on,

Rez: Move a square around the screen. Press A. Pretend its oh so much more.

Then masturbate as soon as Mizuguchi is mentioned ANYWHERE in ANY context.

[Tom Salter]

Metal Gear Solid 2: Find out people **** their family members.

[dataDave]

Then masturbate as soon as Kojima is mentioned ANYWHERE in ANY context

[SonicMarmite]

Hitman Contracts - Shoot people in the face

[Ork1927]

Day of Tentacle/Sam and Max, etc - Move mouse cursor over things. Press button

Luigi's Mansion - Hovver and turn lights on big in house.

Fable - Marry girls then burp and fart in front of them.