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    #46
    IGN 2007.

    Lionhead announces Peter Molyneux's Universe.


    Today, Peter Molyneux announced the development of what he promises will be a revolutionary new experience for the PC, Xbox360 and PS3. Described as an action adventure RPG, with shoot'em'up, racing, point and click, rhythm action, first-person shooting and platforming elements, wrapped up in one of the finest stories ever to grace videogaming, Universe is said to offer the player an entire 8,000000000000000000 galaxies to explore, and 3,00000000 NPCs to interact with. Molyneux states the AI featured in Universe will be the most advanced yet created in a game, and be able to independantly react to the player's in-game chatter, cook tea, wash the dishes and make the bed. All outside of the screen.

    Lionhead expects the game to ship later this year in the summer.


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    Gameindustry.biz

    2010. Miyamoto and the Banjo Boys.


    After resigning from Nintendo following the recent failure of the Nintendo Revolution, Shigeru Miyamoto has decided to reinvent himself as a pop star. Times have been tough for the ailing designer since he cast himself back out on to the streets to play the banjo, his first love, after watching Zelda: The Hand Wanderer plummet Nintendo into controversy with US gaming law. Following his failings at auditions for the Japanese version of Pop Idol, he released a hit single "Be my Banjo Boy" with help from a few of his ex-collegues, which has resultingly stormed the Japanese charts over the past few days. Similar success in the US is expected to follow with the imminent release of the single Stateside, and now Mr. Miyamoto is looking forward to his tour of Europe, teaming up with Will Young for a UK rendition of the aformentioned "Be my Banjo Boy, you poop scoop a doop."

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    E3. 2008. Gamespot.

    Jack Thompson today won the game critics newly announced designer of the year award for his input into Rockstar's latest Opus, "Kill me a videogame publisher". Pleased to accept the award, Thompson declared the success of his vision and the resulting financial rewards has helped him see sense on the benefits which videogames can have on the younger generation of players today. Unforunately, a recent shooting in Los Angles involving two assailants and the police has been linked to the game in question, after a copy was found at one of the suspect's house. A law suit has currently been filed against Thompson for the ideas incorporated into his game product, leading to outrage amongst the public.
    Last edited by Concept; 12-10-2005, 13:05.

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      #47
      Jack Thompson Tries to ban himself

      Having realised he is giving games extra publicity and pushing sales up.He is now taking himself to court

      Jack thompson quotes " i played into there hands and in the end i realised its not helping i must make sure it does not happen again"

      But why take your self to court the press say?
      Jack thompsons reply "its the only case i can win"

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        #48
        Rockstar Games to become Rockstar: Shock Rock Stars

        Worried at reports that half baked re-hashes of Grand Theft Auto no longer shock the Daily Mail readership and the concerned parents of middle America, executives at the maverick games developer are set to form a Marilyn Manson-style shock industro-death metal band as a direct response to claims they can no longer be representative of the taboo, edgy side of entertainment. One time graphics designer at the firm Graham Nettleship will front up the band as his violent, unpredictable, trans-gender alter ego Kitty Hate****. He will be joined by a band currently being finalised by Rockstar, but rumoured to feature "GWAR" style prosthetic suits, firing not only fake blood and spunk but also live firearms into the audience when playing live. Debut album "Nailed To Death By Rawk" is scheduled for a Christmas release, whilst tentative plans have been made to support Rammstein on their forthcoming tour of North America.

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          #49
          News Flash:

          Gizmondo set for handheld world domination with 70 million units sold worldwide. Elsewhere, Nintendo to support PS4.

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            #50
            Maybe not quite in keeping with the thread like but I thought it was funny...
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              #51
              Shinji Mikami, head brainiac behind the Biohazard series, claimed today that his initial idea for the game wasn't to have the flesh-eating zombie hell demons we all know and dream of roaming the halls and toilets of the mansion, but instead members of the popular beat combo Abba - of whom Mikami was a huge fan of at the time.

              In other news, Lego enthusiast and collector of fashionable knitwear, Hideo Kojima spoke out today in what appears to be an alcohol-fuelled tirade against claims that his Metal Gear Solid games were nothing but, and i quote "...a load of old pony!" by stating that "...the game-buying public know f**k all and should all worship me like the f**king industry colossus that i am. F**king w**kers, i spend 4 years making these f**king things and all they f**king moan about is that Raiden looks like a f**king girl! I tell you, if i were in charge, everyone would be forced to wear a skin-tight wetsuit and blonde wig..."

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                #52
                Not quite the same but have any of you seen the Far Cry XBox shots on Play.com? I must have bought the budget version.

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                  #53
                  Nintendo announces Repetition at Tokyo Game Show:

                  Nintendo revealed today after months of speculation that their new controller will allow players to play games as they always have done.
                  "After months of research and playtesting concepts we discovered all players want to do is play games with amazing graphics using traditional control methods.If it aint broke dont fix it" was Iwata's new motto for Nintendo.

                  This follows news that Nintendo's new console, expected June 2006 is officially titled "Repetition" and allows gamers to play the same games they already have on all their previous consoles.

                  "We had working adapters which allowed the connection of any home appliances allowing them to be incredible control devices, however we realised that controlling Mario by emptying and re-filling a kettle or playing Metroid Prime with a blender on different speeds just isn't viable at this time." Iwata confirmed.

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                    #54
                    News Flash:

                    Batman to be playable character in Devil May Cry 3 Special Edition.

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                      #55
                      Originally posted by laruso
                      Nintendo announces Repetition at Tokyo Game Show:

                      Nintendo revealed today after months of speculation that their new controller will allow players to play games as they always have done.
                      "After months of research and playtesting concepts we discovered all players want to do is play games with amazing graphics using traditional control methods.If it aint broke dont fix it" was Iwata's new motto for Nintendo.

                      This follows news that Nintendo's new console, expected June 2006 is officially titled "Repetition" and allows gamers to play the same games they already have on all their previous consoles.

                      "We had working adapters which allowed the connection of any home appliances allowing them to be incredible control devices, however we realised that controlling Mario by emptying and re-filling a kettle or playing Metroid Prime with a blender on different speeds just isn't viable at this time." Iwata confirmed.

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                        #56
                        Infinium Labs release new "Phantom" console.

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                          #57
                          "Sonic used to beat me and lock me under the stairs with no food"
                          Tails `Miles` Perhour: My Story - For full scoop see page 2




                          Mario Mario: Read about my struggle to overcome my mushroom addiction




                          Dr Mario awaits General Medical Council disaplinary verdict



                          Dr Robotnik to face manslaughter charge : Horror in downtown Segaville as experimental Mean Bean Machine MK II explodes. Thousands feared dead



                          The River City Herald: Random gang related beatings up 100%. Police continue to hunt for two main suspects


                          Bomberman begins life sentence on terrorism charges



                          Iceclimber Pop found dead at bottom of ravine - Distraught Popo claims "The seals pushed him"



                          Dig Dug sued over subsidence claims



                          The Bub and Bob Diet - loose 10lbs in two days eating nothing but fruit and sweets

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                            #58
                            Originally posted by Spatial101


                            The River City Herald: Random gang related beatings up 100%. Police continue to hunt for two main suspects

                            Sweet.

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                              #59
                              Meanwhile, in Hyrule today, a thief has made off with what witnesses describe as a 'bunch of nuts, a knackered old sword and a handful of jewels which make a 'plinky' sound when touched'. Authorities are looking for a teenage boy, with blonde hair and wearing a green tracksuit.

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                                #60
                                From the Daily Mail:

                                Nintendo encourages Drug Use
                                Scientists have proven a link between the playing of seemingly innocent games such as Super Mario World, and the use of Magic Mushrooms in youngsters. Gamers copy their hero by taking the mushrooms, claiming they feel larger, begin to see green dinosaurs, and are desperately trying to defeat an evil fire breathing dinosaur who kidnapped the princess of Mushroom Kingdom. They also believe taking a green mushroom will give them extra life.
                                Nintendo has refused to comment.

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