Guess what the next gen consoles will be called

[briareos_kerensky]

You're right. The F3AR team have helped them come up with the:

PlaySt4tion

Or the PlayS747ion, the first console using jet turbines to cool it down. Or was it the first X360 hardware revision?

[EvilBoris]

The Playstation 4k Amazing Spiderman

Following in the tradition of Sony Cross Promotion.

[teddymeow]

Xbox 8 sounds good. If only because that's how many each user will have to go through before Microsoft admit there's a problem and release a hardware revision.

[Neon Ignition]

It'll be something stupid and awful sounding like the project name. Like its a lifestyle product Playstation Quattro

MS will probably go with something that resonates with the intended audience like XboxU

[Dogg Thang]

XBox Red. Tagline: the only thing not red on our console is the ring. Hopefully.

[Mr Ono]

New Playstation.
New Xbox.

['Press Start']

Ex-gaming box
Paystation

[Skull Commander]

Xbox Active: It's not run by electricity, but instead you have to run on a giant hamster wheel for 30 mins to produce enough energy to power it for three hours, which should be enough time to locate the gaming content hid behind screeds of adverts and 'Lifestyle Spots'.

[nakamura]

QFT.

Xbox Active: It's not run by electricity, but instead you have to run on a giant hamster wheel for 30 mins to produce enough energy to power it for three hours, which should be enough time for the machine to RRoD.

[Mr Ono]

X-Station
PlayBox

[_SD_]

I'm hoping for something a little more creative than 'PlayStation 4', as it's getting silly now. Orbis is about as good as any other name they could have chosen.

I'm expecting the next Xbox to have Kinect in the name somehow.

[JazzFunk]

PSSnackMachine1080.

XboKrushaHDTheHardBollocker.

Project Goats in Coats.

Heavy Munitions Agamemnon-In_A-Basket.

Lord of Envy, envy of Lords....HD 320.

Captain Caps/Captain Cap

Thruskogack

THE M.A.C.H.I.N.E.

[dataDave]

XboKrushaHDTheHardBollocker.

I want it to be called this.

[QualityChimp]

I'm rubbish at this game, so I have no idea.

I was hoping that Ford would continue naming their cars after top-shelf literature like Escort and Fiesta and call their new model "Shaven Haven", but they went for Ka instead...

[Neon Ignition]

I'm really, really, really, hoping that Sony don't pursue the name Playstation Orbis. It's a truly awful sounding name that makes it sound like a toothpaste brand.