The 'Have a Moan About Games You've Never Played' Thread.

[MisterBubbles]

Curiosity, tap away at a screen full of giant c***s, the greasest work the mans done, then it constantly crashes,resets or you just can't log on, then he has the audacity to ask for cash to fix it, chase this charlatan, your last game soon Peter, soon enough and quick enough.

[MisterBubbles]

And Dog i bet you thought it was a COD moan, all i good time

[Brad]

Curiosity, tap away at a screen full of giant c***s, the greasest work the mans done, then it constantly crashes,resets or you just can't log on, then he has the audacity to ask for cash to fix it, chase this charlatan, your last game soon Peter, soon enough and quick enough.

I'm launching my kickstarter soon. I only have a title so far:

Curiosnessosity : What will Brad spend the money on?

[vanpeebles]

The real ale cusses are fighting words, just you wait till prinny sees them!

[MisterBubbles]

oops few spelling mistakes, cant spell greatest , in or ain't , me bad, back to school me'thinks.

[QualityChimp]

The real ale cusses are fighting words, just you wait till prinny sees them!

I believe he's currently in hospital recovering from a heart attack after the buxom barmaid in the local tavern grazed him with her ample charms whilst he was mid-rant about the sediment in his pint of Scrumlington's Penny Farthing...

[vanpeebles]

I don't think we have had that one, I'll check the book.

[QualityChimp]

The real ale cusses are fighting words, just you wait till prinny sees them!

What's he gonna do? Belly barge me with his beer gut or give me stubble rash with his musing beard?

I don't think we have had that one, I'll check the book.

It's by the same brewer as Crumbworthy's Folly

[MarioMark]

Angry Birds! And that it made more profit than Shenmue.

[randombs]

Every game ever written made more profit than Shenmue, including Barbarian Boy, my Klik & Play game which I sold to absolutely no one.

[wakka]

Every game ever written made more profit than Shenmue, including Barbarian Boy, my Klik & Play game which I sold to absolutely no one.

LOL

Someone's going to come in here and knock Shenmue now

[charlesr]

I can quite happily say that Shenmue is rubbish (I haven't played it although I owned it for a while and still own Shenmue II on the xbox). You spend half you time playing games in an arcade which you could be playing better versions of elsewhere and doing a job which is just wrong since most of us spend all our time doing a job in real life. And it would have been better if Ryu had come out of the closet right at the start, just like Tom MacLaine in Deadly Premonition. Then the plot could at least have taken some cool twists like Deadly Premonition.

Basically all games are rubbish after you've finished Deadly Premonition.

[nakamura]

Shemmue actually is **** as a game though.

It came at a time when Sega could have released a replica of Yu Suzuki's cock and hardcore gamers would happily buy it and have a munch while playing said game.

[EvilBoris]

It's still like that in the time void that is the retro gaming forum.

[nakamura]

Are you not a retro fan then Boris?