If you haven't finished (insert game name), then you're not a real gamer (joke)

[Neon Ignition]

If you haven't platinumed Hannah Montana you aren't a real gamer

[Dogg Thang]

If you haven't platinumed Hannah Montana you aren't a real gamer

Keep it clean.

[vanpeebles]

You lot couldn't finish yer suppers, never mind some gams!

[Zaki]

If you've had sex, then you're not a real gamer.

[fishbowlhead]

If your not still playing Skyrim then your not a real gamer.

[kryss]

If you don't enjoy SoulsBorne, you're not a real gamer.

Counts me out.

[hudson]

If you didn't finger the hoop on the Wii Shop loading screen you're not a real gamer

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

If your mind doesn't go to World of Warcraft or similar when you hear "dp", you're not a real gamer.

Mine goes to the gutter....

[charlesr]

If you didn't finish the final boss battle in Jet Force Gemini, you're not a real gamer.