Nintendo Switch: Thread 09

[Adam]

You probably need to actually kick it to get it open.

[Golgo]

People: "I want the kickstand!"

New Switch: "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE KICKSTAND!"

[wakka]

After complaints about the flimsy kickstand of the original they've really gone all out, haven't they? The back is practically all kickstand. Kickstand porn! KICKSTAND TO DIE FOR!!!

[fishbowlhead]

Yeah, I'm wondering whether there will actually be a Switch 2 or just bi yearly iterations. I guess there needs to be at some point as software needs to get more advanced at some point.

I hope not. The bitter bitter tears of disappointment from the SwitchPro that never comes on era keep me sustained.

[Neon Ignition]

**** me, it took just a few hours but now some are already speculating that Nintendo must actually be planning Switch Pro for between March 2022 and September 2022 with this just being a filler till then.

This kind of stupidity is how we ended up with Trump

[Nu-Eclipse]

**** me, it took just a few hours but now some are already speculating that Nintendo must actually be planning Switch Pro for between March 2022 and September 2022 with this just being a filler till then.

This kind of stupidity is how we ended up with Trump

Dude...for real....STOP fvcking reading Era, seriously....

[Nu-Eclipse]

The DF view on Switch OLED.

[MartyG]

Well everyone was saying, the reds on that awful Switch screen just aren't red enough - it was the only complaint I ever heard said about it on Reddit, and just look at the #itsnotreallyred hashtag on Twitter.

So, at least they've fixed that problem.

[ItsThere]

Coming from a launch model with a failing battery I'll pay for that upgrade. All they need to do is release a Metroid machine and I'll pre-order immediately.

Compared to my phone and how much I pay for that and how often I upgrade it, this seems OK if you can spare the cash.

[QualityChimp]

Dude...for real....STOP fvcking reading Era, seriously....

Please stop circumventing the swear filter.

Just swear and let the filter do its thing or don't swear.

Cheers.

[importaku]

speaking of the swear filter can we get S**T removed as when i'm typing in titles of japanese stuff the filter mangles up the damn words as japanese uses that word as normal for example mawa****e koron on the nintendo ds

[QualityChimp]

speaking of the swear filter can we get S**T removed as when i'm typing in titles of japanese stuff the filter mangles up the damn words as japanese uses that word as normal for example mawa****e koron on the nintendo ds

You've been warned. You now have a 2 week ban.

Not really. I think we did some of them, but couldn't cover every Japanese word.
Scunthorpe isn't blocked, for example.
Not that Scunthorpe is a place in Japan, but ****ake mushroom is fixed, I think.
EDIT: Nope. We'll have a look into it.

[importaku]

I already fell foul of it when talking about that youkai shooting game on switch as mokashi te is in the title but if i put those words together like they are supposed to go i would be left with moka****e makes it difficult if someone wants to search the title and find posts.

[Neon Ignition]

My favourite filter remains Microsoft? Corporation

The auto-question mark as though the filter isn't entirely sure about the edit really makes it

[QualityChimp]

The Microsoft one dates back to when people kept changing the "s" in soft to "$", like it was funny or Nintendo and Sony are some non-profit charity organisations.

Anyway, stop swearing or swear properly and let's get back on topic to the amazing update to the Switch.