Gaming News So Small It Gets a Second Thread

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The Max Payne remakes are years away

[QualityChimp]

The Witcher 3’s Next-Gen Vaginas Were ‘Unintended,’ Devs Say

I normally add some blurb from the article, but I'm afraid you're on your own if you want context...

[QualityChimp]

Death Stranding 2 Already Looks Amazing Due To New Tech, Says Elle Fanning

Death Stranding 2 star Elle Fanning has said the game already looks outstanding and is only going to get better.
She said the new tech is amazing and is only going to progress more and more.
The director chipped in about the new techniques and said they made scanning tough.

[QualityChimp]

Motive’s Dead Space Proves That Iron Man is in Great Hands
(Opinion piece)

[teddymeow]

Wanted: Dead is out tomorrow.

Looks super cheesy. This generation's Binary Domain!!

[Neon Ignition]

[teddymeow]

Wanted: Dead is out tomorrow.

Looks super cheesy. This generation's Binary Domain!!

Apparently, this is a technical mess and all over the shop.

Not this generation's Binary Domain.

[speedlolita]

Apparently, this is a technical mess and all over the shop.

Not this generation's Binary Domain.

Definitely interested in this!

[Lebowski]

i like how they got the main tattoo sword lady to sound really bored in all her dialog, the lack of enthusiasm is staggering as she shouts "Run... Take cover.... they,ve got a ****ing tank, she then proceeds to stab the tank with a katakana and it explodes

SHE STABS A TANK WITH A KATAKANA AND IT EXPLODES!!!!!!

This is gonna be hilarious i look forward to not playing this and seeing some highlights of it online in meme form.

[Brad]

In a world without shadows...

Seriously, why are there no shadows?

Trailer is all over the place. The gaps between sentences:

"When the police is privatised, it's hard to make"
2 minutes later
"The right decision"

Bizarrely it reminds me of the cut scenes from a Time Crisis game more than anything else.

[Golgo]

"You ****ed with the wrong people and I don't have time to **** with you mother****ers."

So it's also like House of the Dead: Overkill. How can this be bad?

[teddymeow]

Definitely interested in this!

Me too. Weirdly!!!

[Yakumo]

Apparently, this is a technical mess and all over the shop.

Not this generation's Binary Domain.

Bummer. I was looking to get this one too.

[Wools]

I enjoyed this take.

[wakka]

Dunkey's great. His Forspoken video had me rolling recently too.