The EuroVision Thread

[SegaMark]

Should score pretty high on the totty-meter.

[abigsmurf]

Spatial's avatar is in near perfect timing with the beat of the german song...

[Skull Commander]

That voice is just bizzare. She is well squirmy as well. Still would though

[MartyG]

Germany

Everyone needs a little black dress, even Germans.

Song: 7
Routine:5
Totty: 7
Norton: 2

Norton needs a red button.

[Skull Commander]

This Portugal entry sounds like something Leona Lewis would sing. Totty is ok though.

[SegaMark]

3X Totty-Combo

It's going to get broken, isn't it?

[MartyG]

Portugal

That's some face wobble vibrato - tidal almost.

Song: 5
Routine:5
Totty: 7
Norton: 1

Norton almost like he wasn't there. We can only wish.

[Skull Commander]

C-c-c Combo Breaker!!!!!

[SegaMark]

C-c-c Combo Breaker!!!!!

I'm not counting males when it comes to breaking the combo. An Icelandic woman for example, would.

[Skull Commander]

Absolute dross. Also can't hit those big notes very well.

[MartyG]

Isreal

Well it couldn't last, just like the Gaza strip, it's all going to end in tears ... where's the angle-grinder when you need it?

Song: 3
Routine:3
Totty: 0
Norton: 1

Norton had the best chance to redeem himself. Fail.

[Skull Commander]

Coughripoffcough

[Spatial]

That Denmark bloke has to be wearing a wig.

[Skull Commander]

That's a serial killer stare and no mistake. Plus I think that totty combo is pretty much stuffed.

[Skull Commander]

Like Abba and the Police getting mixed together by a tone deaf producer.