UK was reasonably not awful i guess.
could have been worse.
could have been worse.
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Georgia
Ballad time for Sofia - so is it hot in Oslo or did the chaps forget their shirts? And is that 'tash a paint-by-numbers job?
Song: 6
Routine: 6
Totty: 7
Norton: 4
Norton gets a couple of points for his pre-amble.Comment
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Turkey
It's a desert of totty, Eurovision nearly goes emo. It's like Green Day without the talent.
Song: 5 only because of the angle-grinder.
Routine: 3 only because of the angle-grinder.
Totty: 2 only because of the angle-grinder.
Norton: 3 only because of the angle-grinder.
Norton was right about the strobes.Comment
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Albania
A mad-man with hair and a violin, probably not out of place in Arkham Asylum. All very average.
Song: 5
Routine:5
Totty: 5
Norton: 2
Norton - Wogan without the talent and wit.Comment
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I think she does her shopping at Iceland. One to many of them profiteroles eh love.Comment
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Iceland
Who ate all the pies? Nuff said.
Song: 6
Routine:4
Totty: 4
Norton: 2
Norton are you being paid for this?Comment
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I'm not enjoying this, it's not mental enough, and Norton is just so ****e.Comment
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Ukraine
I thought I'd stepped in to Assassin's Creed 3 at first, good reveal. Very nice, and so is the song.
Song: 7
Routine:7
Totty: 8
Norton: 5
Norton got a gag inComment
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Ukraine.
excellent bit of crumpet. bizarre depressing song.Comment
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France
Let's hope the football is better than the song. I will give kudos to a classic Eurovision routine tho.
Song: 5
Routine:8
Totty: 6
Norton: 3
Norton should probably be gagged.Comment
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Was that just Huey from Fun Lovin Criminals on keyboards on the VT for Romania?Comment
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Crossed with James Dean Bradfield.Comment
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...and now it sounds like Lady Gaga. On a bad day.Comment
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Romania
See-thru Tandem piano, who decides the key? The nights must be long and slow in Romania.
Song: 6
Routine:4
Totty: 6
Norton: 7
Norton in a funny moment, it'll never last.Comment
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