The 100 Movie Rules Game

[Neon Ignition]

There's loads of stuff like this on the net so the aim is for us to think of 100 general rules related to films that aren't standard movie cliche ones like movies like Scream etc love to highlight such as don't lose your virginity in a horror film or say 'I'll be right back' etc. Let's see how far we get:

Rule #1: NEVER p**s off Liam Neeson

[monel]

related to number 1:

2. Never kidnap Arnie's daughter, even if you recruited Bennett.

[bash]

3. Never spread rumours of incestuous students around your school

[EvilBoris]

4. Never split up

[abigsmurf]

5. Being in labour means the whole world must go into a panic, you have free reign to cause dozens of potential traffic accidents in the mad rush to the hospital and that even experienced medical professionals run around like a headless chicken.

6. The father's only role during childbirth is to complain about how hard the mother is squeezing his hand

[Rossco]

7. Never gag and tie up Bruce Willis. Especially when samurai swords are nearby.

[Neon Ignition]

Rule #8: It isn't true love unless the logo is written in red font on a white background on the poster

[djjimbob]

Rule #9: Make sure to shoot aliens with acid for blood at a distance, never up close.

[QualityChimp]

Rule #10) Don't look in the mirror!

[mekanor]

Rule #11 - Never say you have a bad feeling about something

[Soundwave]

Rule #12: Never comment on how many more missions raiding the enemy stronghold/days left on the force before you retire/finish your tour of Duty.

[Matt]

#13 - Never feed it after midnight.

[merf]

#14 - don't waste your time learning a foreign language if travelling the universe, they all speak English (but ironically don't in my local kebab shop)

[Darwock]

#15 - if you're in a western martial arts movie (particularly if it's one starring Jean Claude Van Damme) make sure you're not related to the main character in any way

[Roddie]

16. Don't sell your ranch to alleged quail hunters.