17.) Don't presume your phone will have a signal when you really need it:
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#18 - if you are a nerdy kind of guy who works in a top secret IT data facility (and still live with your mother) don't trust the gorgeous femme fetale type chatting you up in a bar who is clearly gagging for it - she's not that into you.Comment
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Rule #19: Fancy a pet? Buy a dog. They CANNOT dieComment
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Rule #20: If it bleeds, you can kill itComment
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Rule # 21: If a car rolls down a hill, it will explode.Comment
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Rule #22: Never trust a clownComment
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Rule #23: if you are a lone warrior surrounded by, say, thirty enemies, don't worry. No more than two or three of them will ever attack you at one time.Comment
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Rule #24: Whenever a character is hanging off the side of a skyscraper for whatever reason, whoever is with them will offer their advice which will inevitably be them shouting...
...in a panicky voice.Don't let go!!!
This is really useful as I imagine that if I was ever to be found clinging to the side of the Burj Khalifa then my first thoughts would be whether letting go or not letting is the way to deal with this outstanding caper.Comment
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Rule #25-DO NOT show your comrades a picture of your loving missus back home, saying, 'I can't wait to see her again, man.'Originally posted by Soundwave View PostComment
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Rule #26 Trucks are completely silent and invisible up until the point they hit someone.Comment
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Rule 27: don't talk about fight club!
Rule 28: You DO NOT talk about fight club!Comment
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#29 Hollywood beefcake and leading lady will, when finalling getting it on, both achieve climax in perfect and joyous unison.Comment
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30. Don't bother with that expensive body armour, everyone knows baddies cannot shoot straight no matter the range.Comment
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#31: Nobody puts Baby in a cornerComment
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#32. Never turn around and look at an explosion you've just created, just walk nonchalantly towards the nearest camera.Comment
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