The Relationship Thread-Good, Bad or Indifferent.

[kryss]

Never give up! Never surrender!

[nakamura]

I only recently discovered that just being myself was enough of an attraction. Lucky me eh!?

Hmmmm, drink postponed. D'oh! I suspect postponed indefinitely.

Am I an absolute bastard for laughing at this?

[Brad]

Of course not. It's bloody funny :-)

I've got other stuff I should be concentrating on anyway, not wasting time on women!

[QualityChimp]

I've been married five years to the day!

It was also five years to the day that I lost my virginity.

Man, those bridesmaids were hot!

[ETC]

I've been married five years to the day!

It was also five years to the day that I lost my virginity.

Man, those bridesmaids were hot!

Not to mention the groomsmen

[QualityChimp]

Not to mention the groomsmen

Ah! You've seen the video, then!

[ETC]

Ah! You've seen the video, then!

Me and many others, kinda reminds me of the Ring video, not literally though I hope

[JazzFunk]

Jeez, just had a flashback from that date....splitcocks....she was looking at pics of guys with fully split cocks on her laptop! It was absolutely horrendous!!!! Could not bear to look, but also curious that you could have that done but WHY, you silly f*ckers????!!!!

Man, I have been in some situations.

[Guts]

If there ever was a situation for this emoticon, I think this deserves it:



I repeat:

[JazzFunk]

^The worst is over yet still I feel so dirty. WTF! indeed!

Imagine them, split vertically down the centre, right to the very pubis...

(They can be 'resealed', too, it's supposed to be quite easy. A lot of these guys go DIY on it, too, and post their 'progress' online).

[speedlolita]

Even I find that weird.

[JazzFunk]

^I know, speedy. It sets a precedent, believe me, if you find it odd!

[Lyris]

Well, I'm still no further forward really... this is the stage I know all too well: nothing's happening and I just have to detach myself from this idea I was getting myself sold on, which is a shame because I liked feeling mushy and open to a relationship. My favoured lady is flaky and unreliable, and it's not personal, this girl doesn't have good time management skills (I feel like an employer typing that) for really anyone. So, I shouldn't be surprised really.

At least this time I was just open and let her know obviously that I was into her, so I can't blame myself. Back to being a grumpy single bastard for another 2 years or whenever the next time is, then...

OR, maybe I'm just impatient and have to give it more time. Not sure if it's too early to give up on the idea or not. Maybe I'll get a long delayed invite from her that actually works out and doesn't get delayed because she's gotten too tipsy the night before. Not sure I want to be on the end of that though.

Oh well. At least I don't have a split cock

[Lyris]

You'll know when you meet the right woman. You'll get full commitment, no bs, no mind games and she will want to be with you.

Yknow something? I honestly wish I could believe that...

[Wools]

Don't worry Lyris, she will come along & you'll know when it feels right.