The Relationship Thread-Good, Bad or Indifferent.

[boxhead]

girls are always finishing with me (or I'm finishing with them) either way, my relationships are always ending. I'm in a relationship now which will probably end pretty soon. It's just the way it goes.
I went out with a girl for 5 years once and we had a tiff and I stopped answering my phone for a week because seh annoyed me so much and then I decided to give her a call (it was friday night and I wanted some explicit sex action), anyhoooo, I called her up and she said she never wanted to see me again. next thing I know I'm out in a club and she's kissing some complete retard who was way worse looking than me. I was mortified, truly gutted. It took me years to get over it but let me help you here, don't even think about wollowing in your misery - it's totally pointless! It gets you no where. the only real solution - and listen to me here - is revenge. I tried many things from getting infinately sexier girls and flaunting them infront of her (which I could tell annoyed her) but my finest moment was when I started going out with her worst enemy! this girl was a tyrant, she beat her up in a nightclub and they couldnt stand each other. Hilarious!!!!

I doubt you can top my evilness but I wish you good luck on your vengeful quest!

[Yoshimax]

Whilst I think your advice is a bit off I gotta say I like your style Boxhead

[Kongster]

Seconded LOL!

[boxhead]

dude, I swear! it's sound advice. FOrget trying to get over it and becoming friends later or whatever. thats all total crap. the only way of getting something so heart-wrenchingly painful out of your system is by acting like a complete wanker and spoiling her life forever. trust me, i've tried all kinds of things to help me get over my inadequecy in regards to relationships and nothing comes close than pure, undiluted spite.

[Big Seany]

the only real solution........ is revenge

True dat.

Brilliant stuff. And sage advice to all the fellas on here. You get burned by some hood rat, then it is time to get busy with the sweet revenge.

I always find setting a brown paper bag full of dog dirts on fire, on the doorstep, ring the doorbell then scarper is a good way.

[dvdmike]

It always happens to me normally tho they lie about something one girl left out the infomation that she was seeing someone else (for 4 ****ing years!!) just met a dreamcast owning resi fan so im preying this one doesnt go wrong

[Nijo]

True dat.

Brilliant stuff. And sage advice to all the fellas on here. You get burned by some hood rat, then it is time to get busy with the sweet revenge.

I always find setting a brown paper bag full of dog dirts on fire, on the doorstep, ring the doorbell then scarper is a good way.

Edit: Ok, don't really want to say that.

[boxhead]

It always happens to me normally tho they lie about something one girl left out the infomation that she was seeing someone else (for 4 ****ing years!!) just met a dreamcast owning resi fan so im preying this one doesnt go wrong

Yeah, I'm going out with her too. she rules.

[Welrain]

lol :-)

[dvdmike]

lol

[Lok]

These posts have restored my faith in human beings well some of them, not the nast bast though.

[fumi]

HEY!

Anyone remember Treble's 'Alison' thread?

That was a saga that just wouldn't quit.

[mr_sockochris]

All women are ****ing evil

Say hello to your new best friend

[JazzFunk]

Seems there's three choices then:

1. Spending time with a group of men getting pissed (not gay in the slightest...)

2. Masturbating your seeds into a handkerchief (might feel good, but certainly doesn't look good.)

3. Suffering a bit of pain then getting right back into the 'game of love' (where you will meet women, who are both destruction and salvation simultaneously, but are also teh best.)

Option 3 sounds good to me. But I am also drunk.

[Kevvy Metal]

God, today really is such hard day for me. I'm truely devistated and utterly heartbroken. I think this could be the most painful thing i've ever experienced in my life. I know lots of worst things can happen, "nobody's died" is what people keep telling me but right now i feel like i've died inside. I just want her back so much and every little thing reminds me of her. I was really so close to her, we just have SO much in common. I love all the same **** that she does and she really is my best friend. I just can't let it all go even though thats what everyone advises. I really can't let all the things i shared with her go.

This sux so much

Don't really have much of a constructive point to make. I'm just sitting at my computer with nothing to do feeling sorry for myself. Even if i had something to do i couldn't do it cuz all i feel is this ****ing horrible pain.

I really think I get too close to girls when i'm with them. I'm like a big soppy over emotional girl myself. Gotta be a man and take it on the chin. Man, i really just don't know what to do.