The Relationship Thread-Good, Bad or Indifferent.

[Colin]

You're such a rhino ikobo.

Yeah? Do you want to take it outside?

Wait, I'm sorry, I don't why I reacted so badly to your message. Are you sulking now?

[kryss]

All this talk of hedgehogs makes me want to watch the Evangelion bluray that arrived earlier.
My ex wouldn't consider counselling or anything like that after she decided we were through. I wouldn't consider anything like what QualityShrimp is doing unless I realised we were having troubles. which apparently I did not.

Wait, I'm sorry, I don't why I reacted so badly to your message. Are you sulking now?

Almost make-up sex time then.

[cavalcade]

Yeah? Do you want to take it outside?

Wait, I'm sorry, I don't why I reacted so badly to your message. Are you sulking now?

I'm hedgehogging baby. Want to touch my spikes?

[monel]

HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING.

Umm, a mate of mine, well he's actually my cousin, yeah, my co-worker, has this problem yeah...

[cutmymilk]

Three LOLS in two pages. This thread has become gold.

The sex thing: For me the most important thing in a relationship, in a completely NON PIG way. I mean, you are a lovely person but you look like a bus has hit you: I'll be your friend. You are lovely and attractive but lie there like a corpse and make me feel like I'm crap at sex when I know I'm at least alright: I'll be your friend. You are a lovely person and you shag like a porn star: I'll be your BOYfriend.

Thats the way Ive always seen it and most girls seem to understand. I've been lucky enough to only have liked one girl who wasn't the best in bed. Some have been downright flilthy great!

[anephric]

My ex was a bit wonky in the face but was like Sylvia Saint in the bedroom. Best shag I've ever had. There was pretty much nothing she wouldn't do, or at least try once.

Contrast that with my current missus who thinks ****ing is a city in China. Bah.

[Ady]

My gf is insatiable. I'm not complaining but it can get a bit much sometimes.

One of het favourite tricks to divert my attention from a game is to come into the living room naked and sit on my lap. It tends to work.

[112]

You DO know that not ALL woman actually like sex...

A lady friend of mine actually dislikes it and only goes along with it to satisfy her partner/s infact she doesn't get 1000% naked either... Probably some psycological reason, but if I apply Ikobos logic to the mix then, to put it bluntly, my lady friend is Fuxxorred, in more ways than one O_o

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[ItsThere]

Win = getting my engagement ring back after a testy failed engagement.

Fail = getting a piss poor price for it when I try and sell it. 1/3 value. I was going to buy a car with that cash. Now I'll have to buy a fleet of Scooters from India instead.

[fuse]

My gf is insatiable. I'm not complaining but it can get a bit much sometimes.

One of het favourite tricks to divert my attention from a game is to come into the living room naked and sit on my lap. It tends to work.

We need a meet at Ady's place.

[^Katsu]

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What really annoys me is that she is 36 yrs old. I know she's had some problems at home when she was younger & she's been given the boot a few times but if she cant trust me or keeps turning every comment or reaction I make into something negative then she is never gonna find a bloke to settle down with. I learnt big time from my past that you have to talk to each other in order to sort things out, but its like trying to get blood out of a stone with her sometimes.
If she was between 17 & 25 then maybe I'd understand this nonsense, but she's not.

It was my birthday last weds & she spent quite a bit on me (nice big birthday cake, proffesional drawing pencils & sketch book, a huge fat book on still life drawing, expensive chocs & Dead Space 2 on 360) & then she goes & acts like this!

Did I mention that she's also Polish? Dunno if that makes a difference. Maybe Kats can give me his 2 cents worth on the Polish ladies?

Basics are as follows DO NOT EVER MENTION any other female. The end!

[Rossco]

We need a meet at Ady's place.

[Mayhem]

I think agreement all round from viewers of this thread

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

Basics are as follows DO NOT EVER MENTION any other female. The end!

Yeah not even 1 on tv. In fact dont even mention anything another woman is doing/holding/talking about. Actually, dont even look at a woman . Actually dont even mention/look at MEN either.

We went to see a Pink Floyd tribute band last yr. 1 of the band members (a woman, yeah u know where this is gonna end ) was playing a table slide guitar. I told her I loved the sound of those guitars. She told me, "I know its not the guitar you love". Spoilt that night for me.

[kernow]

Just tell her to piss off. The bitch.

Next time in your arsiest voice 'oh just piss off'