Post your current illnesses here

[NW2013]

Major man flu. Sudden appearance yesterday. Head feels like a lead weight, rivers of snot. Awful.

[teddymeow]

Went to the hospital for my blood tests and they took 4 vials. I despise needles but thought I'd done my best to stay calm but once the no-nonsense nurse had finished I felt a little light headed and went and sat in the waiting room to regain some composure. 10 minutes later I woke up and had the nurse pressing cold paper towels against my forehead and Mrs Teddy was trying not to burst into tears.

Apparently I'd had a fit and passed out!! WTF!!

Results should be ready Wednesday - all this for painful knees.

[Jebus]

Have you had blood tests before? It's quite common for blokes to pass out the first time they have them done.

Happened to me too, was unbelievably scary, nobody warned me (they are supposed to ask if it's your first time etc) and I woke up not being aware I'd passed out, seeing a face I didn't recognise and having no idea of where I was or what was going on.

They kept me for a few hours because I'd "had a fit" which is uncommon, then let me go eventually.

[teddymeow]

Yeah, it was my first blood test. The nurse was really great - I appreciated her no-nonsense manner. She did say something about men and not coping too well.

I was getting some crazy looks from other patients too. One woman looked so scared as I hobbled out afterwards.

[ETC]

Yeah, it was my first blood test. The nurse was really great - I appreciated her no-nonsense manner. She did say something about men and not coping too well.

I was getting some crazy looks from other patients too. One woman looked so scared as I hobbled out afterwards.

at least they got your blood which is further than they would with me, see a needle and im out, still suppose they could take it while im out cold

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

Dont know what it is yet, but the last few times I've jizzed has been brown in colour in places.
There's some pretty scary possibilities as to what it is (1 it may be due to some probs I had as a nipper) but best to get me tallywacker & spuds out for my doc to look at I think

............again

[kernow]

Eep, good luck with that

I had micro suction today and ugh god it's not a pleasant experience, and after I still have tinnitus.

Awesome

Gotta go for another look in two months

[Skull Commander]

I managed to catch a cold, thanks to my daughter who had one over the weekend. I'm not giving in though and still working, but my nose is dripping and my eyes seem to slowly be closing as the day goes on.

Still in the aftermath of this. Holly's cold turned into a chest infection and she has passed it on to everyone around her. After the main cold part stopped for me I still had a crazy sore throat and cough. I think I pulled a muscle or something coughing, and now I ache all over. On top of that I was taking dizzy turns all Monday.

[parkinho]

Not an illness as such, but suffering the aftermath of hitting my head on the astroturf at football last night and subsequently losing my memory. After a night in hospital I am back home with most of my memory having returned, though I have no recollection of the match itself.

Not the first time this has happened to me either, did pretty much the same thing back in 2004. As for this football malarky - must be time to knock it on the head

[Temple81]

I'd just getting over man flu. Ah, good old smell of snot all the time.

[abigsmurf]

Got a cold at the moment. Everyone around me has one so it was probably inevitable.

Always hate the night before a cold really hits me as I usually can't get to sleep. Mega sore throat kept me awake last night. Cold at the moment isn't too bad, just have a stuffy nose (but not dripping) and feel a bit worn out. If it doesn't notably worse I'll be fairly pleased.

[Unwell Cat]

6-7 stitches in my elbow at the moment due to having a lump removed on Monday. I never thought it would be so painful but the doc said it's because the stitches go straight across the elbow bone it's going to hurt.

It also made the lower half of my hand numb for 24hrs due to the cutting being near a nerve (apparently). On the plus side this numbness made for some incredible semi numb wanking sessions on the day..

[prinnysquad]

haha, I bet it was like getting spooled off by someone else.

[vanpeebles]

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[abigsmurf]

Feeling incredibly rough this morning, which is why I'm up at the ungodly time of 7am at a weekend.

Slightly feverish, got a slight headache, slight runny nose, feel slightly drained, slight bit of insomnia. Basically loads of minor symptons that combine to make me feel like complete crap.