Post your current illnesses here

[Dazzyman]

Burn it off you woman

Page 7 for my list of whats up with us Tiz get the popcorn for reading it

Well my love affair of apple crumble was short lived had another bowl at 2am for my daily food and then again at 2.30am (must get the toilet decorated its getting boring to look at pml) its like concrete and no fun so thats probably why I aint had it in a yr doh!

[Big Seany]

Dazzy: surely, surely, you can get free scripts? Pm if not, may be able to help.

[Dazzyman]

I can get free drugs m8 as have to have someone with us all time so have exemption card but not eye test or money towards as lovely goverment dont deem same category to be so buggered to go out as being bad enough as being on tax credits. I didnt know that prescption for drugs free card is different from dental and gigs till other day.

[Mr_Pie]

Does a self-induced mother of all hangovers count as an illness?

[tiz]

Ive been basically bedridden since I was 22 (now 35) after collapsing at work when I was a huge hulk type 16stone brick outhouse looking bloke eating kitkats at work.

Ive got a genetic disease what Im not going to go into, severe bouts of pancretitus (that started when I was 18 was on morphene drip for 10days now its the norm and I take pethadine at home for it when it happens) , an enlarged liver what causes issues and problems with my right kidney, a completly and utterly f* digestive system whats caused by my intestines and my bowels are also f* and adehsions all over em (had to have gall bladder removed years ago as that was diseased also). I was also in a coma 4yrs ago where I croaked twice and parents told I would last 3days and Im still here so what do they know lol. Thats buggered my legs up since so I cant now pick my feet up (so I do the dance shuffle ) and suffer short term memory loss from it and other things (they dont know the long term damage as it did abit of a job on my body) and I get awful pain in my head if I try and do 2 things at once like my brain will explode sometimes (I woke up from the coma thinking Maggie thatcher was in charge and I was at school pml). Also have failing eyesight (4/20) and a crumbling spine (and that causes serious jip also) and by looks of it from latest blood result starting with prenicous anemia even though Im 20yrs too early for it they reckon Ive had it awhile so more injections on top of everything else. My immune systems also crap so I pick everything up going.

So all this means is that Im a bumbling idiot that forgets stuff in horrific pain that gets so bad I vomit all the time (pain comes from in my liver and right kidney area). I lost 7stone thru it in 5months when it started and got down to 8stone 12 till they rushed me in and its 50/50 chance everytime I eat that I dont vomit it back up (Im stabalised around 9half stone now but it plummets quick). My digestive systems screwed so I either vomit it up or Im in agony from eating that or as my bowels are buggered up (not good word to use for this I guess lol) they block and that makes me gip next time I eat (on a shed load of laxatives for em) so I live of crap like cereal all the time.

I spend around all my life in bed (who could blame me when i have a fancy leccy hospital bed and lovely gell matress) and have done for years (think my worst bout I didnt leave the house and I mean even go in the garden for 10months). I shuffle in the house with sticks VERY short distances and have carers but I cannot stand unaided and I shuffle like smeagle as my spines so flaming bent up. Outside and inside I use a leccy wheelchair or am pushed in one as dont have the strength. Ive had shed loads of ops over the years but each one I never recover from so we all decided enough was enough.

Thats the crap out of the way the good is Im smacked off me man breasts on drugs all the time Im on some serious pain killers what unfortunetly dont do sod all when Im really bad and now pethadine on top of that since last year (used to get doc out for injections now I get pills) so pink elephants is great to watch. Ive started taking it more since last year (ive always refused morphene or synthetic aka pethadine as it has damaging effects to your body over long use) as I hadnt had a holiday for 18yrs so now I get doped up to eyeballs and go away for respite 6weeks of the year to give parents a break.

Some of you know as Ive always been open about it as I prefer to be as I get embarrased about playing on live etc.. with peeps I dont know as I have a habit of disapearing to gip or I will geniunely forget who you are so I dont have a choice but to tell you.

Life is what you make it anyway so dont give us any sympathy please as Im just stating some facts with me, I get by everyday quite happily and used to it now. It also has its amusing tales like one where I got a date with a fit nurse while I was having a colonoscopy procedure pml so its all good

Oh and if theirs any nice 19yr old female carers out their wanting a job let me know

Holy moses batman. Lol and I didn't even have any popcorn! Last line is quite ironic as my best friend is a 20yr old carer (i'm female btw lol). Big boo about the holiday though, I'll be round with a bucket of sand and a deckchair

[Ish]

Current illnesses.... bah.... I've been ill for the best part of a month now. Chest infection. Absolutely floored me. Coughing up mucus (a cereal bowl a day full at its worst), lost voice, aching body from violent coughing.

Not nice.

Been given antibiotics commonly used for treating bronchitis and pneumonia. They seem to be sorting it out thankfully and I'm starting to feel more like I just have a cold.

Abolutely shattered though.

I had an illness that ravaged my immune system when I was 15 - I tend to pick up everything as a result. Doesn't exactly bode well for old age - I'm alright when I keep fit but I've been lazy and bad and turned into a tub of lard and I think I'm paying the price.

Doesn't compare to dazzyman's problems - and reading that after posting this I almost feel guilty about my whinge. Almost.

[tiz]

my dad had bronchitis and I know how horrible that can be. You feel completly drained which may seem odd because its almost not that type of illness. But he gots over it and is ok now thankfully. The cereal bowl methaphor though lol thats groce thinking about it!

[NW2013]

Wierd one at the moment. Was nearly sick in the middle of the night but held it in. Couldn't get back to sleep because I thought I was going to vom. Also farting for England!

Managed to brush my teeth and have some Frosties without chucking up but my stomach is still in a state of flux.

P.S. I like it when you're feeling ill but it doesn't effect your thinking. Wierd sensation.

[EvilBoris]

Just getting over Bronchitis at the mo

[icarus0]

I seem to have had problems with the left side of my body last few days - sore throat (especially on the left), my left jaw and neck feels like somebodies punched me and my left ball feels like someone's kicked it really hard.

Weird.

[baad bwoy]

Just getting over a bought of the pharoes revenge..not too pleasant so wont go into any details

[EvilBoris]

pharaoh's revenge

That is an awesome name for it.

[112]

Ive got a bad sore throat at the moment......... which is hindering my enjoyment on me jolls......... sigh........

stupid cold weather........

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[gunrock]

I'm never going to post in this thread as Dazzyman has it all sewn up.... More power to you Dazzy!

[RuBiQ]

I thought I would win this thread with being shot in the eye with a Eye Rifle and Then being run over, and on top of that, Having Crohns for 9 years before having a large section of small intestine removed which left me with a nice 10inch scar down my tum.

But Dazzyman really has had the run of the mill, good to see his attitude of still playing to play the rubiish hand he was dealt hasnt dampended his spirits too much.

Fair play dude! respect to ya