The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Pookmunki]

bah, im moving house today and haven't slept a frigging wink...

The sun is actually laughing at me, wanker

[VR46]

Yeah looks like a hot day on the way, and I've got a 140 round-trip to my parents at lunchtime, my thanks go to the guy who invented air-conditioning.

[jimmbob]

Yeah looks like a hot day on the way, and I've got a 140 round-trip to my parents at lunchtime, my thanks go to the guy who invented air-conditioning.

What's this good weather you speak of? we've got storm clouds here!

[VR46]

Not a cloud in the sky in sunny Romford

[Swallow]

Ditto for Burton. BBQ later!

[Kieran76]

Aye, sunny weather = homemade pizza and wine.

[Kieran76]

While I was out at the shops a few minutes ago I saw a young man collapsed on the floor with an old man next to him prodding him with his foot. Being a nosey bastard I walked on over to have a look. The old man asked me to phone for an ambulance, which I did. As soon as I had done this the old man shuffled off leaving me to deal with this quite obvioulsy very pissed up Polish man. Just before the ambulance arrived he tried to stand up and got as far as a bench before collapsing again.
The thing that me laugh was that when the paramedic turned up he said to Polish man
"Are you a bit Brahms mate?" Surely in his pissed up state he wouldn't understand cockney rhyming slang, if at all.

[MattyD]

Conmen sell lambs to Japanese ladies, bring TeH ****

Apparently the Japanese don't know what sheep are

[Concept]

Oh dear. :P

[spagmasterswift]

heeeeee thats really tickled me

[Prophet Hero]

Native readers must have been stumped with Murakami's novels then.

[SuperDanX]

Just cracked open a bottle of red wine, so i'll be drunk soon and my posting will become more erratic and nonsenceical than normal. Im staying in tonight much to my dissapointment, its even more painfull than normal as its such a nice evening and the pubs will be packed with heaving breasts and short skirt:-|

[Kieran76]

There's **** all on tv as well mate. Apart from Don't Look Now on ITV3 at 11.30pm

[SuperDanX]

Seen it and got the dvd. Bought Bladerunner for a fiver today, so i'll stick that on laterigh: life in the fast lame..

[Kieran76]

As I type this our lass is on her way back from Blockbuster, with her you never know what you will be getting. I fancy a cheesy action film, but it could be anything.