The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Crisp_Rapper]

Bored,flicking through the **** on Sky,and stumbled across Lee Evans.

Was he ever funny?

that's like asking "is getting a highly rare disease which causes your cock end to shrivel up and fall off funny?"

[Rossco]

Well... is it?

[Yoshimax]

Doubtful.

The weeman stayed over last night - 5:30 rise for me (4 hours kip effectively) - I feel like a have the flu right now not used to it at all.

We must've fired up the 360 about 6am and whad'ya know - there's DaveFallows pumping FFXI !!!!!

I think we need to take intervention measures !

[MattyD]

The god-botherers are really out in force today Doesn't help that the local Kingdom Hall (Jehovah's Witnesses church) is only around the corner from my flat.

They come around fairly often delivering leaflets or whatever and I try my best to be polite and respectful, but their ignorant and condescending attitudes are starting to get under my skin.

[Crisp_Rapper]

We must've fired up the 360 about 6am and whad'ya know - there's DaveFallows pumping FFXI !!!!!

I think we need to take intervention measures !

short of kidnapping him and brainwashing him back to normal, i fear he's too far gone... the thing is, he KNOWS it's a massive waste of time and told me about all the crazy **** that goes on. just waiting for hours for one particular monster to appear on the off chance it might drop a particular item... **** that ****!

so yeah, we need to get down there and **** him up so he stops playing.

[HaHaUK]

Poor thing.

[importaku]

ROFFL

Wasn't aware you could get stretch marks there

[Spatial]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/6538643.stm

Really could go for a bacon sandwich right now after reading that. It's surely second only to toast in the `world best invention` stakes.

N = C + {fb (cm) . fb (tc)} + fb (Ts) + fc . ta

Must give that a go later

[Spatial]

http://web.t-online.hu/archee83/sumotori/

If you play that and don't laugh then you need to call the local undertakers as you're clearly dead inside.

I haven't laughed so much in ages - slapstick comedy of the highest order

[SuperDanX]

Watching 'We were soldiers' on film 4 Does it get any better?

[Shotski]

Oh man i love that film, Im actually reading the book right now.

[SuperDanX]

It has got a bit better now they've gone into battle, however the first 45 mins or so were bum clenchingly awful.

[SubparMario]

eBay auctions with misspelled titles kick ass. I smell a bargain.

[Ish]

You know something. Its never a good sign when you've got work the next day and really can't figure out how many pints you have had.

[Big Seany]

I feel in a right manic, angry, bizarre, creative mood today. I have an urge to write big muse hunter style rants, every time I start typing it seems to go on and on. I think I am developing some form of mental imbalance, tbh. Either that or it is the date - woooooooooo!