The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[J0e Musashi]

Flipping ATM ate my card at lunchtime. I called up my bank to be told the ATM was faulty, despite the guy in front of me and the girl behind me using it with no trouble. 4 working days for a replacement. Gotta go into a branch with loads of ID now just to get some cash out. Bah.

[MattyD]

27th June, Blairs out. What further foul ups can we expect from the new PM?

Stealing the Royal Mail pension fund probably.

Oh, wait, he already did

[Nijo]

27th June, Blairs out. What further foul ups can we expect from the new PM?

Interest rates are up again too... with another possibly in the works.

Anybody on a variable rate mortgage?

[Paulos G]

I have officially been on holiday since 3:30pm. I will be going to Corfu on Monday for a week. Staying where we went last year. I soooo need this break!

[bingowings]

27th June, Blairs out. What further foul ups can we expect from the new PM?

hopefully he'll do what most people on their last couple of weeks do - generally turn up late, bad mouth the staff, get drunk at lunchtime.

i would pay good money to see a boozed up Blair throw drunken insults at the Spanish ambassador (or any other for that matter)

'...bleh, what y'gonna do? fire me? waaaaaah! c'mon boys! party at my place! woooaaah! Brown! Brown! do that thing with the eye - go on... go ooooooonnn. aah, yah miserable bugger!'

[ItsThere]

hopefully he'll do what most people on their last couple of weeks do - generally turn up late, bad mouth the staff, get drunk at lunchtime.

i would pay good money to see a boozed up Blair throw drunken insults at the Spanish ambassador (or any other for that matter)

'...bleh, what y'gonna do? fire me? waaaaaah! c'mon boys! party at my place! woooaaah! Brown! Brown! do that thing with the eye - go on... go ooooooonnn. aah, yah miserable bugger!'

That is entirely what I had in mind. Are you in the cabinet? Have you been reading my e-mails!!?

[SuperDanX]

Funny start to the friday. I must have some weird magical aura around me today as i seem to be mr popular with everyone. Most bizzare as i normally studiously ignore most people, everyone seems in a good mood and wants to talk to me? Infact ive just been interupted typing this by a potential chattee. Its all the more puzzling as im in a fowl mood (again)

[Swallow]

im in a fowl mood

[SuperDanX]

This is no yolk!

[Swallow]

Egg-cellent punnery there, Dan!

[SuperDanX]

Thats why im mr popular. Gsoh.

[thebuddahman]

Your mum is Dame Egg-na Everage! Ho hum!

[SuperDanX]

Lol. Im cracking up.

[jimmbob]

http://www.wyff4.com/entertainment/13283450/detail.html

OWNED. J. Simpson.

[dataDave]

C'mon! Friday afternoon and the forum is dead! wtf.